Twiddling Thumbs
• Written by JonDoe
These citerical verses
Spitting lyrical cursive/
Feeling her spherical curvage
Call me the miracle worker/
Spinning webs with this centripetal fervor
Dishin debts to murder your pinnacle person/
You Finnish or Dervish?
You finished or Working?/
You bitches I am swerving
Hell's kitchen where the Dare Devil servin his sermon/
Swell christian Merging his worship with a certain
Version from a persian wearing his turban/
Burping this bourbon a top mount vernon
Slurpin urchin while swimming with sturgeon/
Spill children in virgins still gettin rid of her burden
Is Alice the Nurse in? Cuz this fallas needs work in/
Please be back with the surgeon
Colostomy bag with nasty urine/
Dump it out on that Nazi German
For buggin out on the nappy Urban/
Thuggin out acting tacky suburban
Fuckin wild spaztic Tim Burton/
Anaphylactic dispersion
Can't stand this gaggle of vermin/
Damn man lemme Haggle for Durban
Poison fenaggle this curtain/
The Boys will babble subversion
These Pigs still battle inversion/
Straddle his girlfriend using his mammal preversion
Sad he'll be glad he's imperfect/
Hassle as bad as this jerk did
Back of his mind my incursion still lurking/
Still sitting thinking twiddling thumbs
Belittling bums for what they have done to their sons/
Bewildering stuns he was willingly hung
Free willy in dung free spirit is young/
But still disappearing to guns
Like me missing the fun or he missing the funds/
Fisty to cuffs my guy Shia Lebuff's
Disrupt his mind then violence erupts/
To find silence he must ain't no tyrant to trust
Get Mitus to touch this gold ain't hardly enough/
Dearly departed all gone with a gust
But still another one bites the dust/