E.T. Trash Talk

let me tell yall fuckers a story bout a night i had.

people think I'm crazy and my stories was all lies yeah.

now i record all of this shit with a childs tablet.

 

but i think it's how the ET's found me.. cuz its hacked,

i was walking store to use my nickels for a six pack,

and drinking 6 beers is a god given right facts,

but when the pulled that flyin saucer up on me like ffsshhhwwaa,

all i know is then shit went from really good to really bad,

i thought i i might be trippin if some acid in my spine cracked,

but this was real i woke up with some aliens in my ass crack,

man i swear i don't see how the ladies really like that,

they were speaking in their language, and no it wasn't white or black,

i know em both and this more like click clack,

i know that sounds like it but no this was not black.

i just have a human tounge, i just cant sound like that.

next thing i know I'm back on earth and in a fight yeah,

i said only one of us can win this fuckin fight and,

if you wanna just do it you need every shoe nike has,

looks like aliens made me really good at talkin smack,

but i got beat up cuz my ass hurt too bad to fight back,

finally made it home to America though, glad I'm black,

but that damn Nazi old movie men in black,

yeah hes fuckin real and he stole my childs tablet.

but while he was still leaving i hit em with some smack talk,

at least i got that off.