Burnsyboy - family guy

So it was 1916 in New York known as quahog.

The Simpsons can't release the name of the state like we do.

But then again Seth McFarlane is an incredible douchebag.

It's been a long day - I just visited France.

I walked up to moaning Lisa - touched her vagina and finally gave her a smile.

I took a photo and put it in a gallery in a museum.

The rest of the photo meaning the bottom half was cencoured.

You never got too see the real reason she smiled so here it is.

It wasnt my fault I had sex with her mother.

Shortly after she died of very bad AIDS.

She was in hospital ill with H.I.V.

But it was the worst sex since other night with my red headed wife lois.

She isn't just a ginger but she's a total nut.

I don't think she will ever learn too keep her legs shut.

I quietly walked in shouting top of my voice "I'm gonna kill you pilgram".

I don't think anyone saw me but somehow they noticed me - I pulled the plug.

I sold my son to the local peadophile Herbert.

Then I loudly and proudly farted in my daughter or other sons face.

(YOU'RE GETTING NO LINES!) - that'l do pig - "SHUT THE F*** UP MEG,".

Some reason I found Cleveland falling out of his bath and his house was in half.

Was nothing to do with my petercopter.

One time I had a race with joe - no wheelchaires.

He cried last time I won - because I pushed him over and ran towards the Finnish line.

Quagmires abused every woman and child in the show that he's destroyed.

Chris is just a fat kid - meg is just...."meg"...

Stewie is just a evil walking talking ruby ball.

I've never showed affections towards them - never loved my kids.

Should've slapped lois and forced her too abort the mistakes.

All saggy naggy does is bitch.

(Even though I'm half way through a rap) - fuck it.

"I'm taking this couch"... - I boned her so hard lat night.

Dominated American dad then won another chicken fight.

"Lois?...why am I so stupid?..." (F*** OFF!).

I hate our freaking kids.

"PEA-TEAR-GRIFFIN-MOTHER-FUCKERS!".

"RETARDSIDE 4 LIFE TIL I DIE!!!!"...

Carter treats me like crap - I cherry picked you're woman then dissed you in this rap.

The doctor raped my ass with his finger.

NO...MEG - SHUT THE F*** UP YOU MINGER!".

My sons cock is bigger then my peanut butter jelly belly.

"Lois? I'm leaving you - you're cat stinks".

(Brian pass me a nose peg) - "DAMN IT!!! - SHUT THE F*** UP MEG!!!!.