munchie monster

I just smoke a tree now my belly is yelling feed me/

so I hit up the captain crunch and I still felt Empty/

now filling up with Cheetos, Fritos, Cool Ranch Doritos/

get into the car get race to taco bell order 15 burritos/

I finished that up and my stomach is still is fucking growling/

yo I still have the munchies ,I feel I'm carb overdosing/

I hit up 7/11 I’m sucking’ down a Frosty like blood sucking mosquitoes/

after that I looking to rob a truck full cold fizzing sodas/

high as fuck now I got the snack attack/

belly going nuts eating machine Maniac/

guts over stuffed but the belly needs more/

I can hear it saying get your ass to the store/

onion chips, French onion dip and Starburst bricks holy shit/

marshmallows cream puffs sour patch kids and 5 things of Twix/

when I started I weighed 156 now I stepped on the scale I'm one eighty six/

the munchie monster owns me now he want a box of pizza pockets/

I look in the mirror and what do I see my shirt now looks like a girls bra/

and my belly over my jeans holy shit my pants stretched out like my grandpa/

now its kool aid sandwiches on butter and toast over done as my body Twitches/

this eating machine inside me wont stop it has no god damn limits/

high as fuck now I got the snack attack/

belly going nuts eating machine Maniac/

guts over stuffed but the belly needs more/

I can hear it saying get your ass to the store/

I cant take no more I'm gonna explode as I'm eating noodles by the Boatload/

the munchie monster says fuck you eat more that's what you get for getting stoned/

Cheezits and chocolate, better snack bitch the monster says I whine a lot/

I tell my belly i think my ass will explode he laughs it off like an afterthought/

this is like a Snacks to the face, snacking race, no snacks to waste munchie monster Celebrates/

please no more cupcakes or bowls of cornflakes shit here I go now I'm eating cheesecakes/

finally the monsters done I feel so dumb I guess its time to smoke a joint/

oh no shit he's back with a rack of ribs and some bibs laughing saying didn't you get the point/

high as fuck now I got the snack attack/

belly going nuts eating machine Maniac/

guts over stuffed but the belly needs more/

I can hear it saying get your ass to the store/