Chief Keef(Freestyle)

I just wrote ten verses in five hours

while jerking off to naked pictures of Brittani Bauer sniffing flowers

I snort baby powder

First, she’s sweet, then she’s sour

but that’s not to say I didn’t fuck her in the shower

She likes big black cock, the Dark Tower

I rock 76ers red and blue on you hos

Drafting bitches, I have to choose one of those hos

There’s too many girls, I should probably lose some of these hos

Jenna Ortega, Ronni Hawk, Bonnie Rotten, pink panties made of cotton

Free Gucci, Gucci, before I fuck Madeline Leah in her coochie, coochie

And make her a movie star, Stanley Tucci

I’m J Milli and the God Gang welcomes you to Philly

I just fucked Robin and Lily, pop a pillie

Jennifer Tilly, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Beals, Jessica Biel

I sell crack, The Art Of The Deal, Tha Last Meal, electric eel, this is how I feel

What’s real, McNeal?

Michael Jordan’s still the GOAT, I’m on the Titanic, this isn’t a Lil Boat

I wear jackets, not coats, I write love notes while eating Honey Bunches Of Oats

If I’m the best rapper, you must not have looked at the popular vote

Her pussy’s soaked, soak, soakin’

I’ll cock her legs open with the gun I’m totin’

My rhymes are potent, this is chemical warfare

I think about her bare and I dare her not to care

Ill pay her fare, I bet her pussy has hair, she doesn’t use Nair

Grow a pair and fuck her raw, not well-done or rare

I beat my meat while thinking about Jordan’s feet, I’ll sext you the deets

I could afford it, import it, snort it, and abort it

Vicki masturbates to Lil Dicky, I’ll give her a hicky while we make love to Nicki

Let’s have a Minaj and I’ll give you and her a massage

rub you bitches down in something sticky

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatros, Free the GOAT, imprison Chanel West Coast

Burn the bitch like toast

She’s a pig, let’s have a roast, me and Camila will be the hosts

Doing 2 Much, doing the most

I’m gonna pull up in a Rolls and make those bitches catch the Holy Ghost

Being Riley, twerk it on me, Being Miley, post it on IG, Being Kylie

Kylie In The Sluthouse, where’s there never a shut mouth

And all those bitches won’t do me a favor and walk around with their butts out

Molly Sullivan wants me to kiss her at the end of the night

but I’m a vampire, so I bite

I’m as high as a kite, because of the cough syrup in my Sprite

Rachel Platten sings when I fight on a United flight

I’m not a role model, but everyone looks up to me, because of my height

Free Gucci, these girls are acting boujee

but they’re nothing more than some groupies

I’m a pervert and Iggy Azalea’s perfect, here’s my cock, now jerk it

hop on and murk it, I’m about to ball on these bitches, Josef Nurkic

Damn, I love Blacked and Cac’d, you just got hacked by me and Jack

I’m an oven, cuz I got racks, I’m similar to Wal-Mart, cuz I got racks

I’m similar to August Ames, cuz I’m naturally stacked

I told you there’s nothing to really talk about, so I’m walkin’ out

#RAPE a girl in Bathing Ape, no one’s gonna save you, no cape

I don’t shop at the Gap, I’ll make that asshole gape

Lick my banana and suck on the grapes

I started selling weed, the age was eleven, Kevin, Devin, Evan, seven

Neve Campbell, no Tevin, Hell, Heaven

I want to fuck you, Milwaukee Buck you, pick you up and chuck you

I wanna see my semen dry on your face, I wanna give you a taste

Miss Keeney has such a cute little ass, I’m gonna start jerking off in class

She’s gonna catch this dick like a pass, QB, cutie, with a booty, no cooties

Everything is Gucci, Gucci, one big room full of fat bitches

Fuck them on queen-sized mattresses

I can’t rap anymore, I should just give the whole thing up

Call Chandler Bing up and go rob the tomb on King Tut

I love a girl with a big butt, and another one with a cuter butt

Butt it has no manners, that’s a ruder butt, she waits tables at Hooters..SLUT!

Let’s talk about Danielle, even if she IS a meanie and a drama queenie

She’s a teenie dreamie with a pussy that’s oh, so creamy

Fuck! I don’t mean to curse, but I’m whiter than Fred Durst

But I’m puttin’ rappers in a lowridin’ hearse

Don’t worry, I cum first, first cum, first serve, whores D’ouerves

I want that sex drive, so I swerve and hit the curb

Long Live The Liquor, Demi, I’m gonna lick her

Kim, I’m gonna kick her, I’m skating on these hos and I don’t even need a kicker

They couldn’t afford a Mercedes, so they named their daughter a Lexus

Get it? Alexis, like a big booty porn star from Texas

Rich enough to buy all my imaginary Rolexes

Don’t leave now, why don’t you stay the night?

What do you want for breakfast?

And while we’re at it, fuck ‘96 and fuck ‘97

Cuz I never found out if Biggie and Pac made it into Heaven

If they were still alive, J Milli would be working at 7-11

Who let his punk motherfucking ass into the rap game?

Don’t even mention Gucci Mane, you’re not in his lane

Shoutout to Waka Flocka Flame, this is wild, boy

You could get outrapped by a child, boy

Do you think I’m joking? You don’t even see a smile, boy

Ariana isn’t my favorite actress, sorry, Ari

Sam and Cat made me cum some on the mattress

But Lana Rhoades made me cum loads

I need a girl who shakes her ass, makes her cash

And still has time to sign some autographs

Imagine Rydel Lynch using her big Jewish nose to remove all my clothes

While her brothers spray hot cum on me like a hose

Oh, this is gonna be on Instagram? Shit, let me pose!

I wanna leave Meghan Trainor dead on the floor

after getting head from the whore

I wanna fuck Zendaya and Veronica Dunne and cum on their tongues

Yum, do me a favor and suck my dick until it’s numb

Calista McCarty is the queen, poppin’ that in leggings, booty shorts, and jeans

I know a country girl named Sara who sucks dick until it ruins her mascara

JHM Music, I’ve been grinding for five years, the end is nowhere near

Until I’ve fucked the ass of Britney Spears and given her an anal fissure

You don’t know me from Adam, Eve, Price, or Fischer

No play toys, I’m a playboy like the magazine

Earlier, I watched gay porn, yeah, I’ve seen some faggot scenes

I know a 5-star chick who can ride this dick

Slide on this dick, never say bye to this dick, shit, she could buy this dick

I don’t know what to say next, gay sex

Male teachers fucking under the bleachers, I would film that porno feature

Ms. Catullo’s furry pussy is the trailer, and her shaved ass is the teaser

Ya feel me? I’m just letting you get to know the real me

If you ever see a retard choking on a Sweet-Tart

smack him upside the head and say “be smart!”

Bobby Fox is the alter ego, on the basketball court, shooting free throws

With three hos, Allie, Vicki, and Reba, my Migos

These girls aren’t bad or boujee, totin’ a shotty, no Uzi, no Yachty, no Gucci

Yo Gotti, nor Lucci

Kissa’s short, sweet, and stacked, I wanna throw dough on her tits, #PIZZARACK

I love her ass in leggings, shorts, and jeans

give me head and I’ll give you the crown, cuz you’re a Queen

I’m so trippy, I stumble over my own feet

I’m not a producer, I would mumble over my own beats

I’m just a rapper, comedian, and actor

Not a rich rapper or bitch slapper, I’m Rolling Stoned like Mick Jagger

And a dick jacker, that’s my middle name

I ain’t got not no ceilings in this bitch, call me Lil Wayne

My life is a movie, but it’s a documentary, call me Lil Game

My haters are my motivators, my tape will come out later

I’m gonna get tatted up, Monster Ink like Sully, and I’m a monster on the mic

I’m gonna whoop your ass into a cast that I bless with my autograph

You don’t want any trouble with the JHM staff

J Milli, John Liquor, Tha Ugly Ba$ed God, plus me?

Trust me, you don’t want that beef, I’ll turn you to a vegetarian

Milli, m-milli, m-milli, m-m-m-m-m-milli, Milli, m-milli, m-milli, m-m-m-m-m-milli

I’m in love with Ariana, I have been since she was on Victorious

Her body is glorious, that girl is a porn movie and I don’t care what the story is

Your body’s amazing, it’s late night and your pussy is what I’m craving

You might be a good girl, but I’m misbehaving