Vs. Rhyme Fluid (Aka BarKing Ass...

BARS OVER BULLSHIT!

 

J-Money: I pull up and fuck on your moms.

 

Kevdogg: Maybe one of y'alls', but not mine. Anyways....

 

 

R1:P2 - Mind Five

I'm just gonna say it out loud: I'm the best/

You're shitty as an outhouse, at your best/

So how 'bout you confess/

Your "Road to Colorado" posts were just a countdown to you're death/

I've been in the laboratory, working to grab this glory until I've owned it/

So when my last battle flopped/

I told Kev it was manditory next matchup for me I get a skilled opponent/

But you rapping corny so do you fit in that catagory? Be real a moment/

You can rhyme fluid, I saw/

But you can't write fluent, or do what I'm doing at all/

You can Five on it, when I put my mind to it, I defy musical law

You can put Flu on it, get slimed mucus, defines putrid, dude I'm truly appalled

You claim you're the bar king, I bet you felt so safe in your cell/

Well Mind Five is the knight type with my placement you're taking an L/

That was a fuckin chess bar and you still look angry as hell/

Is this the time that Mind Five battled the guy from The Blind Side/

There's no way we can tell/

I have to ask Fluid./

Why do you act stupid?/

I don't have to try to beat ya when your flow's diarreah: Straight ass Fluid/

No surprise that you're gassed Fluid/

I bet that you'll whenever I go light up this match fluid/

I'm that new kid/

But I see right through you huh? /

Duh, when you spread them out flat, fluids are translucent/

There's no assassins in rap music/

Quit it with that wack act or I'll whack you with a bamboo stick/

"Just quit" that's all I'll say if you need advice/

I'm mean, I mean you'll never be this nice/

You thought you wouldn't see this twice/

But I'm back and I'm walking all over Fluid; Jesus Christ/

Time

 

R2:P2 - Mind Five

I'm not you're average Joe, I'm the most unique Joe known to come within the light/

So know something, Joe stunting isn't right/

I can handle beats and battle, it's not Joe Budden in tonight

Just Mind in his own business, not mindin' his own business: Joe butting it tonight/

You gonna diss we cause I'm white? Well I don't give a shit that I'm pasty/

I'm a white kid but not a white kid like Bishop that's lazy/

Let me clear you're vision 'cause it's getting just a little bit hazy/

I'm a gardener: I'll put Fluid in the ground and leave him pushing up daisies/

I'm a son of a bitch/

After this battle you'll wanna fuck me up just a smidge/

Because you getting walked on, so walk on, like you it's water under the bridge/

Fluid? What do they call you that for?

Kev said no solid platform/

You're annoying and repetitive, I'll call you Sandstorm/

But you're Fluid so I'm using you to mop the damn floor/

You're getting schooled. You're used to these white lines./

Just not the kind across a blackboard/

You thought you're dope as contraband you'd drop a grand for/

But if this league was the Justice League../

You'd be Aquaman that's what we're laughing all acrossed the land for/

You thought you wouldn't lose this match? Haven't you lost the past four?/

You take this loss we're not surprized/

You're being ostracised/

'Cause you're creepy with your Bill Cosby stalker vibes/

The way I got you bending Fluid.. you would swear I'm from the Water Tribes/

If you're from a body of water, then I'm the gravity in the atmosphere/

That traps it here/

On this massive sphere/

Damn time..

 

......

Kevdogg: Round 3 Part 2, it's on Mind Five.

 

R3:P2 - Mind Five:

I could win this last round without doing any damn thing/

I could go puff a doobie in the back scenes/

Seeing as this kid needs stoned/

Like this kid needs stoned/

Like a kidney stone.. Fluid isn't passing/

I'm your worst nightmare like you were in a bad dream/

Where every bar hits as hard as Kev's "Fluid in a bag" scheme/

Battling the BarKing? Is that like dueling with a drag queen?/

I've been working hard see how lucrative my path seems?/

You'll never be on TV Fluid, that's just ruining a flat screen/

You had Kev kill you, now you're back for more/

You're mighty big but you're style a wild pig/

That's a massive bore/boar/

So you can act like I'm wack as Macklemore/

Act like because I'm white I've never shown up someone black in a rap before/

Act like you don't get fucked like a nasty whore/

In every other battle until your ass is sore/

It's exactly that; an act. I can predict every action you have in store/

You're a bad actor; can't perform/

I'm the goat jumping at Fluid; Capricorn/

What? Too many jokes and personals homie?

Well you're a joke of a person that's something worse than a phonie/

When you've got all these people to back you, then act like you prefer to be lonely/

Funny, Fluid's got these bridges, and he's burning them slowly/

So I'll roll up in you're kingdom, you can return what you owe me/

The throne to the BarKing. You're a servant to Joey/

I don't mean to be too intense with the mood that I send/

Maybe if I started improving you're pen/

And got to flip your flow from a two to a ten/

And got you're music to trend/

I'd be your newest of friends/

But this is a battle, and that's Fluids funeral for all of you to attend/

So you can begin to win next time. This time you lose in the end/

Time.

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The rest of the lyrics coming soon.