I was bored

I'm keepin' it raw, illegal like Maleek and Jamal

Cause I don't believe in the law, like I'm Steven Seagal

Flippin' off the police while I'm leapin' a wall

Take some Tylenol, then fall asleep in a mall

I got ya little son, you'll be receivin' a call

You lucky this little punks still breathin' at all

Fuck the world, this how I get even at y'all

Pop shit, get rolled up and leave in a ball

Shit i cant get angry at y'all even though im small

I hit you in your mouth and sink ya teeth in ya jaws

You won't be able to eat shit, not even a malt

This lethal assault, is givin' you a reason to stall

I'm cockin' this deuce deuce and I'm squeezin' it off

At the first burp, fart sniffle a sneeze and a cough

Get your arm chewed off like you was teasin' a dog

I'm cold enough and hot enough to freeze and unthaw

I'll kick my girl out, in 10 degrees in her bra

You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall

I'm shittin' on rappers, i'm in the stall

All that's left of your niece is a piece of her doll

And all that's left of her puppy is a leash and a paw

It's only fair to warn

I was born with a set of horns

And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord

Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board

And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford

I wrote this shit on my porch abort the wart wrote this when i was bored