Playing Games
• Written by K0B1
K0B1's Notes
There are 44 video game references in this rap. Can you find them all?
Okay now let me start it out
Like I'm riding on some Asteroids
Eat my power up
To spit hot fire, Mario
That's why they can't mess up my crazy flow
Getting all the scores, man, we playing some Tetris
Coming from the Half Life
With my girl Alexis
Leave it to me, because I'm on that Blue Shift
Test this
Yeah, it's all natural, see
I'm a royalty nominee going out on sheer will
I'm going Heavy with my Medic, man, TF2
I never fail on these bars
Punch it with a Mew
Hit it with my main man, Charizard, who's with you?
Don't try to rest on Clouds, this ain't your Final Fantasy
I'm telling you, we're on that Super kind of Galaxy
The way I Punch Out, dude, it's an orthodoxy
The way the Manhunt goes they'll get a weird autopsy
Try me
Just let me be free
I'm an Adventure Capitalist getting all that cash
Real fast
So call me Sonic
When haters fail to rap it's ironic
With the kind of mouth you got you need to zip
Using the force on the beat, call me Link
This Stardew's so bright you need to squint
Treat me with respect or you'll end up on a Dead Island
When I become Silent, I'll rise like a Hill
Don't cry
Just because you got spite
I dare you Street Fight me
I'll knock you into Virtual Reality
"Fight me," my Prey say that when they're angry
My Elder Scrolls of rhymes cause a BioShock streak
You say you got the better technique
But it seems for you it's turning bleak
With just a little tweak
I'll reach my peak
They look like they speaking Greek
Taking down all of my victims, call me Reaper
Going to the 2020's, the verses are my nuclear bombings
Playing you on a violin's strings
I got a blessing
To make a Grand Theft, Automatically
You're in my World of Warcraft
Crash in with my Band, I couldn't care less
You say you've Tekken from me, yet you've stole from me
Most fake verse I heard from you, actually
I work for a Call of Duty
I do it
I took off my Halo this time
It's lunchtime
Call me Pac-Man, during the rest
I eat these ghosts like they're breakfast
You wish you can beat this
I got some Injustice, coming to you
I got my crew
They'll skew right into making the brew
Including with an ingredient of you
But. Hey
It's okay
If you speak gibberish like the Sims
So calm down
Ping Pong back onto the couch, and listen to the beat
The Civilization they got, they need to retreat
I helped them off of offbeat, call me a Guitar Hero
Trying to defeat me? I'm unbeatable
Even bothering to fight me, it's unreasonable
I use the Ocarina of Time
The followers on your Soundcloud will decline
I know the words of the dictionary, call me Einstein
Let me put my funk on this one time
The kind of gRime will puzzle you
And the blogger has their reviews in rear view
Has anyone questioned him, dude?
Somebody get the Papers, Please
The kind of beliefs
Will get me pleas
So, give the haters a little tease
I put away them with ease
I Mine the Craft of the lobbies
I'm in the Leagues of the Legends
Can't stop me with anything
You will be a part of my suffering
The gossip about me is differing
This is only the beginning
The Dishonored is spinning
I say, man, that I'm in it
The drugs you got, man, you're tripping
The whipping is slipping, it's skipping
The sipping of the ripping sting
I'm riding on the Happy Wheels
The rap will get the people that appeal
I am your king you need to kneel
To
Anything that I say will be the saying of truth
And you know you've been abusing the views
You know that you're cruising for a bruise
I'll put you down on an Assassin's Creed, J. W. Booth
And you know that you gotta improve
Because you always say you're the best, but that's just an excuse
(Yeah)
(The best game-player in town)
(Shout out to Kannibal)
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K0B1
Member since June 19 2017