"The Next Shit" (Video For "The ...

Here is the music video to my track "The Next Hit"

Hope you guys dig it, I thought it was pretty fuckin funny

and that it added a lot of character to the song!

Unfortunately I couldn't edit the version I already posted on here

because rappad does not allow editing on raps that

are older than three months. So, Here it is!

Peace and thanks for the support

 

 

(Verse 1) I'm getting in the groove in between the tracks.

bustin' rhymes on the interlude. skinny dippin in the nude

Dippin my toes in the water while I lounge on the innertube

Floatin' down the lazy river, deliver,

the liquer to the liver, The Milf called the baby sitter

Catch crazy splinters if you jump on the wood

I brought the tweezers though so it's all good

We takin over like freeza or Julius Ceaser

If rap was Viagra, I'd be the Old Geezer

Bustin hard rhymes on the mic (Ughhh!)

and Imma do it all night

If you racist like Grandfather Clause

I'll dress ya old ass up in ya grandfather's draws

as I wait for the crowd's applause

Word to congress, it take me 5 years just to pass a law

but that's another chronicle

I put rhymes together like lego bionicles

straight nauticle, 50 leauges below the sea

I get deeper than a sub marine

Pullin out a periscope

checkin the starts with a telescope

so I can read your horriscope

rotate the gyroscope

Then I switch to the stethoscope

The heart beat sounds dope

(Chorus) I sample for my next hit

Take the mic into the bathroom and record my next shit

it's going double platinum

So when I drop the load you gotta go buy the album

And play your friends the next hit

Take the mic into the bathroom and record your next shit

It's going double platinum

So when you drop the load Imma go buy the album

(Verse 2) I spread rhymes like Strawberry Jam

Mcs are talkin out they throats like the Marlboro Man

With exotic voice boxes...Like Peter Frampton

Yo! Meet me at the Hampton

Because I'm sweeter than glucose, sucrose, sucralose

Rhymes high fructose, sugar in a stupid dose

Grandios, leavin diabetes diagnosed,

So If you bite my rhymes I'm saying Adios

Shoulda done ya cardio, and ya pushups.

Step to me, your bound to get mushed up

Crunched up, Your panties got bunched up

ya button up got frumpled, you bout be crumpled

and wrinkled up. I sprinkle funk

Drop rhymes like balloons, MCs play keep it up

Your sphincter stunk the crinkle cuts

The FDA don't approve of the way we beef it up

(Outtro) take it to the Next Shit. The next shit man

The Next Shit! Take it to the The Next Shit man!

The Next shit, I'm on the Next Shit Man

Give me the Microphone and i'mma bust the jam (Repeat 2x)