Saltire tattoo

[Intro]

Aright Doug, dinnae footer aboot, I got sum tah say

 

[Verse 1] Young Dosh

I'm from Aberdeen and I'm here to say

If you hate on Scotland I'll make you pay

My kilt is fly my 'pipes are sharp

Stick my dirk through ya chest and rip out ya heart

 

I'm an OG shepherd, don't f*ck with my sheep

Or I'll stomp your arse into a bloody heap

All the villagers know I'm in charge

Cos I've got more fans than El Debarge

 

I'm a ginger man with a master plan

You're nae great enough for the Scottish clan

Haggis on my plate, whiskey in my cup

If you cross me, I'll f*ck you up

 

[Hook]

White and Blue, tried and true

Scotland-born, Saltire Tattoo

Like the Loch Ness monster, Scottish lore

Don't mess with folks from 1-2-2-4

 

[Verse 2] MC Dougal

I be doggin and bossin my sound is awesome

I bet I get gobbled more than Ashley Dawson

I'm a straight caber thrower, you're a Scottish wannabe

I'll fill you with holes like I'm Bond Sean Connery

 

Gotta put on my sunscreen before I go outside

My skin's so pale, I could tan my hide

Hop in my saloon tae go around for a ride

Driving in the left lane looking at the countryside

 

 

Soaring through the highlands and I might just spot a Unicorn

Get it up yer lion England, get pricked by a thistle thorn

Remember that's MC Dougal not mac as in donald

I'm the best in the biz I'll send you to be culled

 

[Hook]

White and blue tried and true

Scotland-born, Saltire Tattoo

Like the Loch Ness monster, I'm Scottish lore

Don't mess with folks from 1-2-2-4

 

[Verse 3] Flyboy Kilt

Inversnekie where I was born n' raised

land of the brave where the heiland sheep grazed

Made to hustle haggis in the clockwork orange

Earning pounds to pay for me warm peaty porridge

 

The son of scotland brings the pain

Just like the highlands bring the rain

Ya lose more than the Glasgow Rangers

My rhymes are so sharp they put ya in danger

 

I spit hot bars like I eat fried Mars

I drive small cars now reach for the stars

Damn your corgis and your british bourgeois

Now one last time lads slangavah

 

[Hook]

White and blue tried and true

Scotland-born, Saltire Tattoo

Like the Loch Ness monster, I'm Scottish lore

Don't mess with fols from 1-2-2-4

 

[Outro]

Aye, tha' was a good'n, wunnit?