The Hooker's Gap

Verse 1

When It come's To kickin lyrics I'm as slick as Mark Twain

Discombobulate ya head like Ichabod Crane

Put ya under the spell again, remove the gelatin

From My Skeleton, as I come back from hell again

Lookin like Grizzly Adams.

Chop The Head off an MC, just by throwin a frizzbee at him

I rock for hours, sweat and take a shower

Throw on a record by Tower Of Power

Ya might get done tonight

I send bitin MCs on hunger strikes

Bring my mic to a gun fight

"But are you nice on the mic?"

Hey yo, Is a nun's cunt tight

This flow is the revenge of Montezuma

Oops outside of your medulla omblongotta

I hit the Hookah with Mustafa

Rock you out ya Pumas, and send you runnin' to the foot locker

I might Get Wreckless, I'm Nastier Than Shooter Magavin

I Eat Pieces of shit for breakfast, Yeah! For Breakfast!

Because

 

Chorus

I got ya open, got ya open, got ya open got ya open like a hooker's

Everybody, Anybody, Everybody, Anybody, Hey! I got ya open like a hooker's gap

 

Verse 2

I don't play on the mic and I don't play in the sand box

I'm funkier than an old man's jock

Funkier than ya damn socks

I drop a slap of funk on ya, like Herbie Hancock

Hey! What's all the halabaloo?

Flowerday is on the mic bringin trouble to fools

Tougher tan tooled leather

I'll bust ya ass just for leavin a scuff on my shoes

Switch from Highlander to Zoolander

Rock a mic so big, the shit's a two hander

I hit ya with a one, and a two, and a

.....Cuatro

Melt an MC and eat him on a Nacho

Drop the Spanish and English.

Distinguish my penis by it's own species and genus

You'll never believe this.

Verse was so hot, firefighters couldn't make it extinguish

Tupac left the rave, I pictured him rollin

We dropped the hit on wax and the mixture was golden

cuz

 

Chorus

We got ya open, got ya open, got ya open got ya open.

Wooooooooo!, We got ya open like a hooker's gap

Got ya open, got ya open, got ya open, got ya open,

Ughhhh! Got ya open like a hooker's gap

Everybody, anybody, everybody, anybody!

Heeeey! We got ya'll open like a hooker's gap

So Anybody, everybody, anybody, everybody,

We got ya open like a hooker's gap