Jesus Bars

well I wrote dis tune fe da christian youf

i wanna teach kids da christian truth

if yous wanna reach those kids on da street

thun yous gotta do da rap to da hip-hop beat

i gave me sermon an urban kick my rhymes iz fly,

me beats iz miging my possie iz massiv an' hit keeps gettin' bigger

that's cause jesus christ iz me nigroid

 

oooooooo

 

he's da life-changa, miracle-arranger

born to da spudz mom in da manger

wata to wine, he's da drink exchanger

and e died fe ya sins

 

i preach da word, dat's me gig and I rhyme betta dan notorious massiv

otha emcees, I wish dem well

but if yous live in sin, yous burn in hell

 

now i'ma pass da mic to me wicked bitch

she's da fly emcee an' da light hof me life

so to bust da rhyme wivvout furtha ado take hit away, mary sue!

 

jesus christ iz me nigroid

he's da son hof da origino g

and e wuz sent to earth to elucidate da way dat we should be

like if anotha mc says

"you're da freakazoid! you're da lame-butt rapper and ya rhymes iz weak!"

i don't get batty an' I don't critique i forgive I is,

an' turn da uva cheek

 

i don't blaspheme an' I don't brag i don't cuss,

an' me pants don't sag i do exude da little christian swag

and I iz proud to be an american!

 

jesus christ iz our nigroid

let iz light shine through yous!

let iz bang speed garage da tommy in ya batty an' say hallelujah!

 

jesus christ iz me nigroid

he's da homie mc jc uc?

he's an honest, carin, peace-lovin nigroid like me

 

if yous do erbal remedies an' fink yous iz bling

you need to spitz to sunday scool!

put those erbal remedies in da garbage can stand up tall,

yous iz da christian geeza!

 

word up!

i'm freestylin!

 

Is it coz I is black?