Cuisine Dreams

i only eat in triple asteriks

gordon ramsay shit!

salmon fish with the salad dish!

exquisite crisp on the hash and chips

i'll tell you how to mix the dressing up better like a fashion tip

and don't be sending out no frozen shit

cos i'll smack the fuckin waitress in the dome with an open fist

then make the sous chef choke on piss

how the fuck's he gonna flip those pancakes with a broken wrist?!

and if you got them fake michelin stars

then imma find out where you parked and take a shit on your car

leave a bitch with a scar.. if it ain't the best grub

imma stab you with a fork, you getcha leg and chest stuck

til red blood is on my plate like pressed duck, you french fuck!

i'm not a fatty but a food fiend

and i can impress a cute teen with knowledge of cuisine

eating good like a mafia salute scene

lobster with the mobsters while you shinebox my shoes clean

you mothafucka you!