Canadian Dick Lapper
• Written by SpankyMasterSpank
Your rhymes are lame as fuck,
You were concieved in a garbage truck,
You wander amuk the bums and canucks,
You're mind was left awestruck when the
dick slaped you in the tush,
You're a degenerate being of the human race,
Please stay the hell out of my personal space,
Im gonna take you to a special place named
Auschwitz and put gas in your brain,
You remind me of the diary of Anne frank,
The missing pages of masturbating and pussy stank,
You're built like a sour patch kid,
You latch onto dick like a squid,
To you a mans anatomy is like,
maple syrup and hockey sticks,
