first rap
• Written by NoodleGuy
ever since i saw you, i thought u were normal
but you were just so awful that even donald trump needs to get you out
so what am i gonna talk about youuu?
we were friends and all we've been through
it came to this moment, you wanted it, so here i go.
don't rap to me cuz im super saiyan
you can't see me cuz im dissapearin
that's all you can say for real?
i wish everybody can say that how they feel
cuz your terrible rhymes are just terrible
but hey, show me some more
man, you not that hardcore
you chokin or your mouth is sore
ew, POOF begone
ya breath is too strong
wait come back
i think you need a tic tac
not to be mean
but you need some Listerine
not a sip
not a swallow
but the whole damn bottle
your breath smells so awful, did you brush yar teeth
ya breath smells like 15K degrees
enough about ya breath
i think you cant take care of it
and i aint lovin it and even ya girlfriend doesn't wants to suck it
so fuck it, get your mouth zipped up and shut it
nobody is hearin cuz they gotta admit it but they dont wanna spit it
cuz you will be the hulk but in that form you will be so sulk
but eh fuck it
it fucking sucks bitch
please, dont rap
even my brother doesn't want that crap!
he is bad but your worst than him
you are just like an ugly character in the sims
guess who was furious? you
wanna know? why? is there a clue?
your cryin in the corner sayin boo-hoo :/
this rap is so long, that it's almost like a song
classic lyrics, i know, but you just broke the rules of physics but yo
i'm in real power mode, so god, that i can beat u in mmo, but that's too ez
in dota, that'll be too crazy
like im playin fruit ninja's frenzy
u r too cheesy to be in this tournament b
get some seizures and go along with it, freak
but who fucken cares about you
i just wanna fucken sue you like donald trump did to that one dude
50 lines like 50 mimes, memes are better than your shitty sights
endin', play best fiend in, appstores now guys :3