Rap devil - cocky bully (eminem ...

I think I remember her name but most of the time she was screaming "OHHH BABYYYYY",

Was her name bonnie or was the slags name Hayley?

But I think it's fair enough beating her up,

She ain't no woman she's just a slag looking for attention I couldn't give a fuck,

Fuck you gonna do shady? You act like a sex starved animal porn loving lady,

Swinging your hands around like a fag including your hand bag,

Walk right up to you and mug you,

Because nothing this clown says is actually true,

You can tell the way he's sarcastic,

Incomparable to burnsyboy cause he's just fantastic,

Nearly choked when Kim's bucket nearly drowned me in her sea of elastic,

All that money you have you made her wanna be fucking plastic total spastic,

Watch eminem just rap on the stage acting all cocky with the tone of his voice on stage,

Yeah bet he would hate it if I just walked up to him and took the microphone of him,

Aww what's the matter? Am I acting like a bully slim?

Walking round grabbing my sick giving anyone lip calling them a lowelife prick,

But it's ok shady because your music is fading,

Everytime he slips up and makes a backward noise.

Dur-na-na-na-na-na-na,

"That's just me, yeah that's just me, I think I'm getting ripped by burnsy, so easy, I'm queezy, come give my balls drake a squeezey, noone no longer feels empty without me",

Shut the fuck up you complete bellend,

Hahahaha this is the evil that god wanted to send?

Fuck up rap brainwash with lyrics bully fans and bring down there confidence?

Nah that's just your style like your overrated b writing scripts from 8 mile,

Just walk up to you and take your fucking money of you,

How can this class clown rapper hurt me when nothing you say is true,

"Burnsyboy is just a nonce" Nah slim that was a mistake and just the once,

"Look at this spacky kid who can't even talk propper acting like he's the best",

Yeah I've got abit of speach problems but Atleast I wasn't incest,

Only way you can beat me bitch is putting a bullet in my chest,

"Nick the prick that plays with himself like a compulsive wanker sucking dick",

Is that all you can think of? Sucking dick Looks like there right about you can't teach a old dog a new trick,

Always bringing people down with his attitude acting like a bullied prick,

Thing is shady, people who gets bullied turns into one,

I'm never gonna quit until raps back to normal and your dead and gone,

All these years listening to your lyrics on my PC mobile ipad laptop or head phones,

On a thousand downers from overrated b writers,

Acting like gangsters and making excuses for not being real Typers,

You always act like your the hot popular one in high school,

Maybe your forgetting your supposed to be a grown man and you ain't even cool,

Your more funny then a good rapper more like another money grabber for being a bullcrapper,

Fuck have you done? Nothing slim,

Just act like a druggy and a pisshead that's gonna end up in a blood bed,

What's this I headed about you being raped?

Watch out who you give mouth to because I know that you never escaped,

Put a price on his head for so done to fuck up his music videos,

Fuck up his songs, expose him for wearing his own mums thongs,

Just like when he walked in on his mum taking it up the bum,

Fuck it il just walk up to her a slap her,

Maybe she will love me when she she's the sizes of my cock,

Start selling her instead of a crack smack fucking rock,

Like Hayley, she used to be cute now she's a brute,

Famous Marshall mathers all drugged up upping the flow,

Maybe you was better back then you know,

Your shit at rap and I neared a clone had to replace you,

You gave everything away, you know fuck all that I've been through,

But don't worry I got a plan a-z for the next generation that tries to take me on,

Because they'll never stop me actually staying at number one,

A price on kanye's fucked up head for 50 cent or maybe 100-K-K-K,

But don't worry Hayley baby surely you will meet someone special soon,

Someone unlike your dad who's never there for you always being fed by a fucking spoon,

People should know what a easy target this bitch is,

Walk in his room and watch him covered all in drakes jiz,

Doing acrobats with his one inch in the air acting like the miz,

Why don't you join little mix and be the biggest bitch in the group,

I might order you a Chinese takeaway but piss in your one-ton soup,

Order you a nice curry and take a dump right in the middle of the meal,

Because to be bullied I'm gonna show you how it made fans feel,

Oh look how tasty that kebab looks but why does it smell of poop?

Ohwell bet shady will love this so reply to me and nick cannons challenge if you think your deep and the best at diss,

You can't out rap me, this ain't no "the game" this is reality,

Walk right up to you and take away the microphone,

Send Hayley a picture of my penis Infront of you by my mobile whilst she's home alone,

"Oh burnsyboy why being like eminem if your better mate",

Listen the world is a mother so just shut the fuck up and listen to me and be great,

I only make rap music so you better fucking appreciate,

Just like I will when I walk up to slim shady and take his dinner money,

Watch him cry for being bullied its gonna be fucking funny,

Watch him shit himself as he finally spits out his dummy,

Fuck she gonna do? Go cry to your bitch mummy,

Make her walk wierd I guess you can go round saying "I got my own Hayley pregnant oh dear",

And this is the son of a bitch that everyone has to fear?

Looks like his own adopted daughter or whatever just got britney speared,

Wounder what the kids looks like, just tell me this did it even turn out right?

Always acting smart and skilled but that move wasnt exactly very bright,

With a shot glass sealer for a condom to stop him being a tiny bit of a revealer.

But you never wear one did you? Have you got any money left then people can sue?

You bully people with the tone of your voice acting all cocky but far from rocky,

From being named slim shady to eminem the mr big fat fuck who was once beyond fucking stockey,

Never rap about sport boxing and football just pull out of the movies pal,

Always bitching about your fake like with a low income and no doubt a bad sal,

Sal stands for salery maybe this biatch is as sick as MJ,

Maybe someone should interview Hayley about if she's ever been hung over a balcony,

What's this about Kim wanting to commit suicide?

If I was you I would run from the bigger bully and hide with bonnie and clyde,

Maybe jay z is up for a blowjob because Justin beiber is up for being your friend of gay,

Your nothing without your home boys rapping for schoolies with your sex toys,

If I havnt destroyed shady with this rap then I dare him come up to me and give me a tap slap,

Because I would drop this fag with just one single jab,

Your just a bully and I'm the greatest I'm beyond fab.

Looks like déjà vu has braught you so many fears,

Watch him retire "please burnsyboy I'm sorry" drying all his tears,

Noone can touch me I'm unbeatable undefeatable,

Microphone invincible and minds unbreakable,

Come here slim see if my piss is mother fucking drinkable,

Sink the unsinkable say the unthinkable,

Do the unimaginable and prove we're uncompareable,

Because even if we're equal I could destroy you on a diss,

Maybe not freestyle on the spot because shady would have a blood clot,

Hospin is the second Kanye not as skilled but better,

Just needs to stop fucking having a rage on stage,

How the fuck can we take something hilarious so fucking serious?,

I've got the biggest dick in the world, I'm the smartest,

I've got the most heart, plus I'm a motivating G,

Smoking super lemon haze and high of blue cheese, yes please,

So come on shady battle me this is your last chance,

So before I end your career lets give the fans the best rap-trance,

Come here Hayley, oh wait fuck that I wouldn't touch that incest rat,

Watch her become a twerking dancer Please Saton punish gods evil and give slim cancer!