An Eminem Style Rap

 

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To write a letter (to write a letter)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my elbow (come take my elbow)

We'll walk through my bed together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

 

His eyebrows are slimy, arm pits skinny, arm pits are long

There's food on his sweater already, sister's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to write a letter,

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

 

And I am, a dreamer

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, a dreamer

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

 

You better live a little

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to write a letter

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better live a little

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to write a letter

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

 

So lets go back

Follow the path as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through my bed

I once used to call home sweet home

 

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the school now

 

And when I'm gone, just write a letter, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my slimy eyebrows

Just know that I'm looking down on you walking

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just live a little

 

And when he's gone, just write a letter, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his skinny arm pits

Just know that he's looking down on you laughing

And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just live a little in your sweater.