Chronic Masturbator
• Written by DJMALCOLM
DJMALCOLM's Notes
Written about ten yrs ago, probably one of my favorite songs, probably the song my friends know best.
Original recording here:
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/QCH4W
Chorus:
He's a chronic masturbator
only fucked 1 girl, he paid her
he'll be at home jacking off later
cause he's chronic masturbator
so what I like to masturbate
and ejaculate, it feels great
but at this rate
i'll be outta cum before im twenty eight
if only I could find my soul mate,
how you do it dave
whats it like when you fucking kate
"its the fucking best DJ TJ
I love it when I get a BJ in my PJs"
what about you my homey big Case
whats it like when you fuck chicks with the thick waist
"its the motherfucking best
I put these bitches to the test
I give then no rest unless
I have made a complete and total mess"
well im sorry but I must confess
the chick I have fucked was some whore named paris
no not the heiress just one from an escort service
I was pretty nervous and sort of embarrassed
that's why now only I make myself jizz
Chorus
I grab my light saber
i'm darth vader
oh ya Teezy right there, just hit paydirt
I couldn't get off to ralph nader
but sarah palin, guarantee i'll jack off to you later
I aint the Arnold schwarzenager
the terminator, im the masturbator
on the elevator or escalator
could call me the procrastinator
I can do all that other shit later
cause right now i need a stimulator
so i grab my megan fox pussy simulator
man, I would love to just date her
bring her to my moms place to fucking mate her
hopefully that will be my fate or
i guess i'd even settle for just taylor
I'd bang her so hard, i'd make a crator
go to the restaurant where she's waitor
"hi there, you hungry, how can I cater?"
ya I'd like to get a cumshot on those taters
chorus
oh boy, we're getting naked
im saying heres my virginity, take it
too bad I can only fake it
so here I sit as I shake it
where should I jizz, on a towel or blanket
I watch porn wishing I could make it
if I got my dick near a pelvis, i'd break it
but here I am, ricky bobby, shake and bake it
bout to put the icing on the cake it's
okay everybody who thinks I got nill
I got a bitch to fuck, her name is jill
shes ready to go, take my Viagra pill
no matter how hard it gets, I will
keep going till I get my fill
of pleasure, jill you did great
but next time we should probly wait
for the porn to start before we masturbate
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DJMALCOLM
Member since September 9 2013