The Carrot Song (BS)

A hip, a hop, a motherfuckin stop, I'm a rabbid ragged rabbit got my carrots in a crop, im the rabbit on the motherfuckin top, 24 carrots in my day and 24 carrots on my watch.

Got carrots on my mind I got carrots of all kind. If you think that shit is funny you're gonna end up goin blind, can't see need vitaman C so u can see me as I come bite out your eyes with my rabbit ass teeth.

Bite your mother fuckin eyes out, bitch don't cry out, nobody hears you, just sees you crying cause carrots are so far out. I'll see you from a mile out and jump in your ass cause I'm a rabbit jack no doubt.

See your face like a carrot reach out and grab it. See my mother fuckin carrots? No I won't share it, I don't be carin so honey bunny stop starin, the sun in your eyes or are you just glarin?

Best hop along return to sender take too long throw your ass in a blender, carrot choppy choppy chop dice and slice, feed yo ass to the fuckin field mice. Them bitches don't get no carrot fuckin stew, and neither the fuck do motherfuckin you.

My nuts and carrots just aint for sale, so keep on movin and kiss my cute ass tail. damn it's so damn soft and made of cotton, this carrot shitten ass just can't be boughten.

You know I got the best carrots never ever rotten, gotta watch my back them Hares' be plottin. Be on your P and Q's best be t crossin and your mother fuckin eyes be motherfuckin dottin

Dottin not dartin don't be smartin, i know dashin cause I'm always fuckin smashin, keep your head straight don't be lookin put you in a carrot soup and start fuckin cookin,

But Ill catch you even if you bookin, run to you momma or even fuckin brooklyn. You can run far away but I'm a rabbit everyday, long feet don't play Imma catch you anyway.

Feet long as a carrot, and long ears to boot, I can hear even the tiniest tooty toot. Aint got no sock aint got boot, and my stank ass carrot shits be growin like Groot..

Dont make me act savage im gettin all hairy don't want your cabbage or your fuckin fairy berry, leave me with my carrots ill be plenty fuckin merry, if you plan on comin close best be very very wary.

Put you into sections like dairy, cut you up no mention in your obituary, Try the vegetable aisle it's not obtuse, if your accutely worried try some carrot juice.

Got some right fuckin here so nice and fresh, like it's liquid gold the very very best, I make so many cost a pretty fuckin penny but if you can afford you'll be pretty fuckin giddy, so fuckin bomb make you so happy, and no recipe no way not happening.

PAUSE**************

Ancient rabbit secret so mysterious, all the woodland creatures be all curious, but wont tell em shit cause I'm impervious, got little george crazy fuckin furious, crazy monkey some scary shit, but still not tellin I'm serious,

As a heart attack carrot carry on back, shoulda ate more carrots don't Care-rots about your cardiac. Them docs all fruity, that fruit be whack, go on a carrot diet and get that orange booty back.

Carrot hunters in a pack, got my eyes on scan, won't give no carrot slack not in the carrot plan. Rabbit on jack carrot juice in hand, got my carrots in the back, my own special brand.

 

Zuchinni

Mother fuckin zuchinni do you know what I meanie, kind long and delicious and a little fuckin greeny. Easy to peel and wash all cleany, got a nice fuckin feel like a smooth martini,

zuchinni martini invite martin sheeny, 2 awesome hudinnis sure to cause a fuckin sceney. Like magic be showin zuchinni be growin, thick or thin whether sunny or snowin.

Don't know bout no carrots,and i don't wanna hear it, don't give a fuck I don't fukin car-rot. Zuchinni be on ball, it's a big bear hit, taste off the wall just can't bear it. Scratch and claw with your baby bear claw, zuchinni won first bigger better I saw.

It aint just the rules its the motherfuckin law, the family fuckin jewels so rare and raw. Like a carrot from the earth, almost the same, same kinda birth but a different fuckin game.

Pace too fast like it's rehearsed, carrots not be last but sure as fuck aint first, cause zuchinni number one so sweet and tart, at the sound of a gun first one to start,

Finish if it wants cuase it be the boss, use your carrot peeled like rabbit teeth floss. My zuchini so hot but still no loss, your carrots be chillin still growin moss. So pause for the cause master vegetable, carrots layed out on a plaster table.

You be carryin disaster, like disease ridden product, killin the pasture can't even make a buck. well that surely stinkin suck, guess you out of luck, out the muck don't car-rot if your carrot ass stuck

So veggie battle won, don't act so fuckin stunned, zuchini be better either raw or well done. Well that was super fun, good times I had a ton, got a ton of carrots wouldn't shit on one. And do you see what I meanie, its all about zuchini, carrots too teeny zuchini all pristinee.