The Lottery Problem

[intro]

 

If I won the lottery,

I could do a lot of things

First of all I wouldn’t let the government keep robbing me

They wanna take a lot of my allotment just for profit

like they stole my wallet off of me and tried to give it sodomy

 

Reversing that psychology,

with all of that guap I could probably

give that monopoly a lobotomy

and lock 'em into poverty

and opt for every dollar of my property

to pocket that's a part of their economy

 

Kick 'em with my soccer cleats (which costed me a lot of green)

for their taxonomy of taxes on to me

Why the animosity? it's the mediocrity

of marketplace prospering just 'cause you won the lottery

 

The baker must be running low 'cause dough is a commodity

Forget about the policies I got my own autonomy

 

But I won the lottery

The government is watching me

So the money's all for me and

for the first time chronologically,

 

Quality = Quantity

For once in my life

Quality = Quantity

 

Wait a sec, come to think of it again

the Feds won't let me spend to the extent that I intend

They'll need recompense for every cent they say belongs to them

and the year I win, they'll treat me like I'm in the one percent

 

They'll be cracking up, laughing when asking for cash back and

act like I actually fit a higher tax bracket

When factually, I just took a trip to the convenience store

bought a piece of paper and became inconvenienced more

 

What about those student loans that I cannot afford?

What they offered before, they won't give me anymore

‘cause technically my tuition’s being mailed to my front door

Never knew that being rich runs the risk of being poor

 

 

Let bygones be bygones, what ever I buy is gone

or never bought with the money siphoned that I won

My advice is buy a nice mattress you can cry on

or donate it to charity and use it as a tax write off

 

but who am I to talk?

 

that’s a lotto problems

off to Canada