Vape rap (This song is my edit, ...

I vape to escape the fate

Of being locked in great 6 feet deep

eternal everlasting sleep

I'm not prepared to meet my maker just yet

especially when he's giving me another fresh breath

Death isn't something i look forward to

and i bet most of you

Arent waiting for death

too

Well we could have died long ago

But not me though

I quit, fuck big tobacco

Guys i changed my lifestyle

Now my life is worthwhile

Will live to have my own child

And that's why I

 

I Vape

I quit smoking cigarettes

Fuck the stinkies they've always fouled my breath

Gonna keep my lungs filled with vapor

Not tobacco wrapped up in paper x2

 

 

I used to smoke over about two packs a day

I wasn't unhappy

Depressed or content per SE

But i hated to purchase those nasty things from the merchants

who's only purpose is to keep me breathless

Forced me to claw to the surface

Now i re purpose my energy

My lungs are now finally free

I wanna help the planet to escape from its misery

Break free from its enemies

Evade deadly lung disease

Before I die from cancer ima die from a nic OD

Now who wants to join with me?

Future is plain to see

E-cigs are the future eat their dust if you disagree

 

I Vape

I quit smoking cigarettes

Fuck the stinkies they've always fouled my breath

Gonna keep my lungs filled with vapor

Not tobacco wrapped up in paper x2

 

 

Gorillas in the offices

Smoking their cigs

Passing bills,

FDA cock-sucking that's what this is

"Gateway drug" more like get your facts straight

How much data to you have to confirm this bullshit?

Study 1: Oh my G-d, there's more cancer in a vaporizer

Than a pack of cigs, on a first glance we're realizing

That you overheat the mod to 300 degrees

This means you're either stupid or a BigPharma's bitch.

Either way please sterilize yourself, rid the pool of your genes.

"You'll get pneumonia from the water in your lungs"

That is correct, but its not water vaporized

The miracle cure is still not recognised

Not even as a harm reduction strategy

But it works and it works right

"We dont know the long term effects"

Who's fault is that now?

We study if woodpeckers get headaches but we dont know

how to save the 6 million people who die each year from the stinkies

Look up World War 2 statistics, death toll was in the same digits

Vaping has zero victims

Nobody dies from vaping

How bout you get the message

How bout you quit the bitching

Stop being scared you morons

There is no sense behind you

Your false research has failed you

And real science's behind us

We are the future people

We can save all those people

We owe our live's to vaping

I owe my life to vaping

And by attacking vaping, you are just trying to kill me.

And i'll protect my life with all i got to give

Vaping is here to stay

And all the mods are staying

Drippers and tanks are staying

And all the liquids staying

You regulate and we'll build our own ecigs

Dont work against us, we'll not succumb to your will

IF you are hostile to us, we will be hostile back

But if you stop confusion, and fucking listen up

We will work gladly with you

Devise good rules for this

Market and watch it boom, thats good for you and me.