One Fuck Two Fucks

I don't give one fuck

or two fucks

red fucks or blue fucks

I wouldn't give a fuck on a boat

I wouldn't give a fuck with a goat

the grinches heart grew

mine grew a giant

middle finger and said fuck you

Horton heard a who

if that was me UK what I'd do

stomp on that fucker's face smash his brains

and scream fuck what? fuck who? chicka chicka fuck you

the Lorax spoke for trees I speak for no one

but me

do I gotta keep referencing Doctor Seuss

just because he's a doctor

that shouldn't make you confused

you must get my point by now don't you

I tried dumbing it down to the level of a children's book for you

you know the ones I mean don't you

for kids between four and two

just like your I.Q.

slim shady spoke for me

now I'm speaking for you

when I say I just don't give a fuck

I don't gotta repeat it for you to know it's still in play

I mean it in the meanest way

I get my point across in the first take open

your lips and I'll break your fucking face

ain't no one talking back to me

I'll make you incomplete

you think I'm soft bitch what am I a backstreet

I'll take em in the back seat

it's every teens dream

except instead of little girls screams

I'll have nick carter screaming stop please

while I smash his brains into the street

sorry lady

I have some sweet teeth

for the taste of misogyny

mistreat women

shove roosters in their rear ends

in front of their children during christmas

I'm as cocky as the grinch is

slap a bitch

fuck it slap multiple bitches

violate the princess

tell em

listen shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen

too violent for prison

no one is more a misogynist then Chris is

quick wit dick two inches thick

reflecting and accurately representing my personality don't you get it

think about it

I don't give a fuck or a shit

no matter who it is

you know why,

cause I'm fucking Menacce bitch