Bullshiting Priest

Imma go flat out an rhyme right now in this time

Spend my dimes cos I can and I'm a motherfucking man

So imma rhyme like I can

Committed crime at nine and played innocent

so I looked fine and inline

By this time now I've already run over ten cows

Whores that is, go Jason Voorhees on them

Hide behind a tree and count to ten, then I would shout

"Ready or not, suck my cock"

Chase after them with a nuke and a bazooka with

a Buddha statue in my bag pack for good luck if things get

too mucky and bloody like the snikers advert damn I'm nutty

Bitches slutty looks like Jabba the Hut Hutty

With a gammon pussy

Fuck only slutty pussies have them

trust me, they're no gem but shit and looks like they've been hit by a train and jammed with a candy cane while the bitch takes the walk of shame

Imma take the walk of fame though make sure you take a photo if you don't its a big no no so take the photo of my walk of fame and go!

Enough said except this

Screw maccy Ds more like mucky Ds

I like tighty Vs not mucky deeZ

Dicks for short now fuck off Gary Glitter

Go back and snort yo coke, smoke yo toke get wasted on gases

so you don't feel your toes cops come in see you posed sniffing coke and off Gary goes

So kids, drugs are bad, that's what happened to Gary and his Dad

I know you might like them but they can make you go mad

Like the priest at your church who say they search for god

but really they're searing for shit, when's it gonna hit the small titted, big dicked priest that's docked on his podem

Preaching bullshit fuck, we need to pull the plug and drain the shit he has in him, look now he's draining thin and sounds like hollow tin when you knock him

Hey or fun imma gonna sock him! My homies gonna pop him and then we'll drop him in a garbage bin and spin it down a hill, he'll roll so fast he'll next be found in brazil when the bin he'll be in will be used as a treadmill

Then some creepy, squeaky speaking guy would be sneaking to the priests body and drill him

probably fill him with his load that weights as much as a toad! Drop his cum filled body down the road and slit the already dead mans throat!

To finish the bitch off he puts his body in an old wooden boat and sends it down a moat

To a place so remote. So the cum filled deaf priest is now in spilled water where his bloody slaughter finished, he's been truly demolished

See this rap not one bar made sense but that's the beauty of this art, especially when the words come from the heart that's when a spark is created

Now people may hate this but so what, my raps corrupt full stop

So don't hate or pop me for this shit cos rap is rap, crap raps or not still, I'll have lyrics comin in hot!