Kool Kids Klub

Yo yo, uh yeah

Oo oo ah ah

Yeah, monkey dawg

En sss en sss en sss

Yo, yo

LETS GO

 

Kool Kids Klub, Kool Kids Klub

We're cool, we're tough, we know no nubs

Its just alright if you're not that tight

But its better than picking flowers

Or even flying a kite

We play hardcore tackle

Nerds we lack though

 

Uh uh

 

So if you wanna join the club

Then dont be a scrub

We only allow cool guys (no girls)

Its super cool

Its super fly

I swear its not a lie (again, no girls)

 

Yo, lets have a talk for a minute

Im former Lil Weenie

But thats oooooold schoooool

Like the early 2014, yeah forget that

Im Lil Weenie doe

LETS GO!

 

Your you-know-what must be eight inches or more

You must be a man and like blood and gore

You must slave and own a wh0re

If not, then theres the door

You must drink as much cola

You can be p¡mp with Ebola

Lets go shoot deer

Snow mobile early in the year

Vandalize neighbor's property

Find 'popcorn' thats so dirty

Steal gas from moving cars

Go to and stay at Mars

Get arrested for stealing air from tires

We accept the coolest liars

We contain so much swag

With these nuts, we make them sag

Slap a girl and call her names

Cuss word language is our man

Touch a horse weiner

Gradually get even meaner

Take a money shower

You can even FEEL the power

You must be taller than 5 foot 5

If not then dont even arrive

Wake up in the bed with another dude

And act like youre still in a good mood

Dont do homework

Encourage the twerk

 

All you need to do to join is follow those rules

And if you fail any then youre all fools

Try me cause i will fight you right in this mud

But fool, please, im the leader of the Kool Kids Klub.