Cleaning Up

[krm]

You can call me towel cos I have multi function

Dry your skin, or use to wipe your spunk on

The curtains you choose, can clean your juice

From your pubes, as well as make the sun gone

 

You have fun with a pug, for me it cleans cum off my rug

Pick the fucker up by the legs, use its back as a scrub

Attacking the ball splodge by impacting the small dog

Scrubbed that shit for hours tryin to get it all off

 

Like I'm trying to cover up a murder

With bleach and detergent

Mum will be home soon, can tell that it's urgent

 

But let's just remember that no crimes were committed

Though admitted my cleaning procedure is rather witted

My psychiatrist caught me, that's how I got submitted

Dogs are self cleaning, and well, my carpet just isn't

 

[PUG]

Oh fuck yesss, it's my owner

Yes, he's opening the door let me roll over

I'm even more excited now the doors creaked open

OH, FUCK NO, HES GOT ANOTHER BONER!!

 

FUCK I need to hide, but can't fit under the bed

I ain't got no time, imma have to play dead

I'm careful not to move when he's heavy breathing

With a groan and a splat, I think he's finished beating

 

Silence for a second, it's dark and I'm scared

Rustling, followed by a "no", then his fingers in my hairs

He's grabbing my feet, clutched me unawares

Raised above his head 7ft in the air

 

[PUG]

I yell man, "What the fuck are you doing"

He says sorry dog "I need to clean this fluid"

[PUG - CONFUSED]

You say fluid? I don't understand what your doing?

Then he slams my back down onto something gooey

 

[PUG - PANICKED]

 

"Fuck put me down, let me go", he says no

And then he turns turbo

 

[Krm]

 

"Imma scrub this rug with a pug till it's good as new,

It dont matter if it's battered and it's hairs mattered too"

 

[PUG - TERRIFIED]

 

I try to say something but I'm letting out nothing

Hes Scrubbing n rubbing the cum stain and its givin me bum pain

Being dragged on the floor by a man wearing nothing