hors d’oeuvres
• Written by hrmit
What if I’m nuttier than squirrel shit?
My cocks so big every time i take a step
The fuckin world tips
Oh you Think im joking son?
I aint smoking fuckin copium
I’ll hit you with some hard shit
like a monkey doing lines of Imodium
No lies I only spit truths im exposin em
Watch your bars fall apart in real time
While Mine cause pandemonium
Yours like a brick house-
without the mortar
Like online commerce kicking down the doors
to brick and mortars to drop mortars on linolem
stage fright at the podium
Store clerk frozen stiff ,
Mr rigor mortis lookin odious
(Uhh …hi?)
[BYE-*arming beep*)
(What-KABOOM)
Hope you’re ready for more
cause these here
were just the hors d’oeuvres