My D*** fell off

When I unleash this evil,it's.., me you thank

I dominate life with a chain,..and a spank

I don't know when to quit, ...I'd fight a fucking tank

never back down I got more spunk than a sperm bank

"Eww that's crude", said jude, Who used to be a dude

Hated having itchy bollocks so he got that shit pruned

So from Jude to Jane and back again

When Alzheimer's hits the top and you can't turn back the clock

You're in deep shock, about how you lost your cock