El Podero

Wow, look at you!

Watchu doin' outside? Come here, come on in! We're all friends here, yuh

You want a beer? Somebody get this man a beer

Not that one, the cold one, the good one

We treat our guests right, we're not animals

 

When you're at my door you don't have to knock like a detective, the lock's kinda defective

Because I'm always up for a good chat, so c'mon, sit down, make yourself comfy

Don't be scared to open the fridge, you look like you could use some yummy in your tummy

I'm Wealth, I'm a nice guy, your local neighborhood maestro, and I love a good story, yeah that's right yo

People might say I'm "vicious", that's just me being passionate about my business, so don't listen

Some folks have a funny idea about men like me, they see the reputation and the prop prosperity

The followers, the fame, the popularity, and they imagine all kinds of wild things

But I’m just a friendly local hamburguesa maker and lyric baker

They say I turned some people into shakers but they’re just being silly and jokey haters

It’s all in good fun, and even if they’re right it was a long time ago so don’t become a quaker

Reject the fakers, I’m a chill guy and a major player, if she has a tight chamber

Plus a wide caker then I’ll scrape her with my skyscraper lightsaber like I’m Vader

And she won’t be needing a viberator, I’m inviting you to my cave, it’s a 10 on the vibe rater

Bring out the tequila, we have chicas, senoritas, mamacitas and fuck it maybe even abuelitas

Any 18+ nina or mujercita, femininas, damitas, and that’s just the ones that rhyme with ina and ita

Who said they only have to be latinas? Bring in the gringas, they have great titas and bring the negritas cause they have great culitas

Everyone is special in their own unique way, diversity is our strength yeah that’s the play

I don’t like taking certain measures very much, but people make those kinds of measures necessary, yuh

That’s the important distinction, you know what I hate? Being lied to, the schemin,’

Is weakened because when somebody lies to me, I can always tell, every time

So when somebody lies to me, I start wondering why

Maybe they’re scared or stupid, maybe somebody told them I’m a bad man

And then I have to figure out which one, after that is when we begin the fun

But enough about that, let's talk about you

Here, pass me that bottle and tell me your name, you from around here?

Or you just passing through? My boys and I, we keep the route clear, through and through

Me and my crew, we make sure nobody crosses the line without paying the fine

The toll keeps the peace, but listen, you seem like a solid guy at least, I can tell

I like that, you're not one of those who fold easy, that's why I'm telling you straight up and breezy

We run the show up here, we make the rules, simple as that, so, you cool?

If so, then, well, I just wanna show you something, come on, I'll walk you around back

It’s cameras we lack, no witnesses we need to whack, it’s just us and that’s a fact

Let me show you how I talk to people who cross the line, and watch close because it’s sublime

I say “c’mon I say “I’ll give you one more chance,” then I make it hurt so bad they’re shitting their pants

Even before I start the real work they’re begging, we do shit like make them dance and twerk

And strip down and wear panties and we start egging them, I don’t mean egging them on

But throwing eggs at them, now let me tell you about the time I gave this little fool

A real welcome party to a crew, we had this new guy coming in, and he was a snitch

I told him now you’re part of the family bro, first round is on me, and he laughed like a bitch

I started small, y’know, just to get the vibe right, I took his pinky finger off with the kitchen knife

I did it slow so he could feel every millimeter, “Sorry about the finger, they grow back, right?”

He screamed like a queer, not that there’s anything wrong with that I’m just adding description

I wrapped it in a towel and gave it to him like a souvenir

I told him “Keep it yo, you can sell it on the dark web if you want some green”

The secret to a good WealthBurger is patience, you don’t rush the meat

I’ll make a snitch watch while I feed his hand to the dogs bit by bit, starting with the thumb

Slow enough you can feel each bone snap cause if I go too fast you might go numb

See? Dogs like tender meat, you’re doing great, keep up the pace

You’ll piss yourself, I’ll tell you “That’s ok, it happens to the best of us, now it’s time for fun”

And then take out the pliers, start with your toes, no liar, twist till the nail rips clean off

Blood spurting everywhere, I’ll use a hot knife and slowly press it into the socket of your eyes

Until the smell of burning flesh fills the room and you thrash but I hold your head down because the Master

Has good manners, I’ll peel the skin back from your face in strips like opening a fucking present

I’ll make you eat your own tongue and chew each piece while I hold your jaw open like a crescent

 

That's how we do it here, ay

It's a WEALTHMASTA party!

No hard feelings, just love

If you ever need a real welcoming party, you know where to find me

I'll even bring the beer