STRAIGHT HEAT I

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She was playing with his hair so I started playing with his pubic hair
They call me master cuck the way I jerk off in the chair
Holding up the camera, show a little bit down there
Get out of the danger zone, it's coming out, beware
 
I like pussy loose like my hometown banned dancing
Catch me in the field, ass naked, I'll be prancing
I've got fifty fuckin' dildos up my ass, makes my moves clean
Call me Ren McCormack in 4D, coming out the screen
 
Gotta concentrate I can't get gassed out like the jews
But writing raps like this is gonna put me on the news
I like it rough and hard, always with at least four dudes
Don't cross me bitch or else I'll leak fake AI nudes
 
Call me fucking THUNDERNUTS
I eat it up just like that butt
Stupid dumbass pussy slut
My dick so small makes you say "what?"
Boys are fucking up my gut
Give me more, I want the nut
Riding hogs like Clash of Clans, in my goblin hut
 
Coming back for a second go
This rap is heavy like your monthly flow
White on red, Imma make it snow
Don't make me eat the mixture and swallow
 
Dick is out, pants up, fly down
Underwear is permanently stained brown
They see me at the park and it's a lockdown
No longer allowed to show my face downtown
 
I like asian baddies and hot singles near me
I'm into a lil everything, even a lil pee
A bad bitch could show up and say she had a D
But in the end, I'll just bend, shove it in on three
 
Call me fucking THUNDERNUTS
I eat it up just like that butt
Stupid dumbass pussy slut
My dick so small makes you say "what?"
Boys are fucking up my gut
Give me more, I want the nut
Riding hogs like Clash of Clans, in my goblin hut
 
One more time I'll spit my shit
From toilet to mouth, but first from my sit
You could call me John the way I'm playing with my wick
Yes I'll fucking masturbate while crapping in a pit
 
Hide your wife and kids, my attraction's too lethal
If they get to me, I bet I'll queef, a little
I swear I'm getting cancer, must be from the Skittles
Only a first date but still I'll go for the shithole
 
Digital-foot-print like what I'm using the copier for at work
I want them nice and smelly, it's best for when I jerk
Almost at the finish, neck and neck, Charlie Kirk
THUNDERNUT, thar she blows, invisible, I lurk

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THUNDERNUTS
Member since June 6 2026

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