Melody day introduction

Yo yo yo my name is Melody Day

And my pronouns are they (them)

If you got a problem with that you better pay

Im chill with the gays

Yo mama gives me praise, and you know she never plays

 

DIY circumcision, 13 inches long aint no superstition

In bed I'm a gentleman, I always ask for permission

Not spit or swallow, I leave them sippin' (uh)

 

Look around, look around

At how lucky we are to be alive right now

Don't be shy, come with me and imma plow

Fuck so hard it makes you say meow (meow!)

And we're gonna renew our vows

 

Your mamas in menopause, but she only 33 (oh shit!)

Not from age, from pregnancy! (oh SHIT!)

FUck dude i need PLAN B! (tire screeching sound)

Oh no but i really need to pee (fuck) (piss sound)

 

Ok pee and then plan B (driving sound) (piss sound)

(toilet flushing)

Hello sir may i have one pregnancy please I MEAN fuck (embarrasssment)

Ok yes come back here (curtain noise) (bed squeaking sound)

 

Oh no Now i REALLY need plan b....

To B continued.