AlliterationBC's (Ft. KeyJ)

I'm crazier than an anthropomorphic associate asking aardvarks for advice

 

I'm crazier than a bodacious bedbug blinking by binding a bean to its beak

 

I'm crazier than a courageous Californian cocking guns, cocks in carriages in cars.

 

I'm crazier than a despicable and deplorable deep sea creature drinking fresh dew

 

I'm crazier than an elephant singin' Erica, ears exquisite in Ellington's

 

I'm crazier than a frog frolicking in a foreign flower field flicking food into flanks

 

I'm crazier than a geriatric named jake eatin' gallium with a gatling gun

 

I'm crazier than a hell-bent hair-raising hoosier hooping on hooligans in a hooters

 

I'm crazier than an iridescent sentient igloo inventin' ink for masters

 

I'm crazier than a jovial junebug jiving with a jehovah's witness at jimmy john's

 

I'm crazier than a kangaroo, carrying kilometer sticks, and kicking KeyJ.

 

I'm crazier than a loquacious leviathan letting a listless longhorn levitate

 

I'm crazier than a million millipedes marrying militias of militaries.

 

I'm crazier than a gnarly nasty newt named neil talking to nardwar with necessity

 

I'm crazier than an oviraptor ovulating often while operating on opps in space ships.

 

I'm crazier than a poledancing party animal pulling pantyhose and pooling spiked punch

 

I'm crazier than a qwerty typer queen with quills quacking at quails to kill.

 

I'm crazier than a rugged raving rube outrapping rudolph while rooming at the red roof inn

 

I'm crazier than a silly slithering snake sippin' silicon, sittin' on slopes and sacks

 

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I'm crazier than a unknown unicorn umpire that's unruly and easy to fold.

 

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I'm crazier than a winner wackin' weird will smith with wailin' number ones.

 

I'm crazier than an excessive excrement eater accepting extra expenses to express him

 

I'm crazier than yakko yoinkin' yaks horns, yankin' yellow assholes, yuck

 

I'm crazier than a zig-zagging xylocarp zooming through the zoo and zapping the z