Cheesy Robbery

yo we getting lit

smoking on this shit

playing these games

lighter throwin flames

 

now we got the munchies

craving something crunchy

want a box of cheezits

yeah I think I need it

 

now we going downtown

cause there's something I found out

we ain't got no cheez-its

but I ain't got no money so I just finna steal it

 

walk up to the cashier

my wallet clear of cash

so I pull a knife

cuz you wont risk yo life

for some cheezits

 

C yo why you stealing the cheezits you that broke man

R yeah bro my music ain't doing that good, wait why the beat cut

C Yo what beat I think you crazy man Im calling the cops

R Fuck you I'm taking the garlic breat too.

 

and now I'm running out the door

how many dollars I got the numbers less than four

oh dang what a score

I just got some cheeze-its free from the store

 

Riding in a peel p 50

Only got one seat so nobody ridin with me

We moving down the street, goin 38

Man I cant wait, Have a cheezit date

 

Chorus

When I got home there was an ad on the screen

that ad was bout cheezits how ironic does that seem

But Im bored so I turn off the ad, and throw on a game

I was boutta throw on some dirt, but the cops came first

 

Yo we know what you did stealing a boxa cheezits from the grocery store

now open the door put the cheezits on the floor

 

oh shoot the cops really outside

guess the cashier really didn't lie

now a needa find a place to hide

and I'm really mad cuz the cops shot my ride

 

not leaving my cheezits, they finna be my bride

I really like them cause they're cheddar and their white

officer I'm armed so you best step aside

cause when you touch my cheezits its yo life on the line

 

when I'm outside the cops all in a line

aiming their guns at me cause I got a box of cheezits for free

I duck behind a tree,

because of that the cops cant see me

 

And now I'm sneaking through these yards

while I'm rippin on my cart

my hand full of cheezits

escaped I cant believe it

 

now he's going to the theatre to see the backrooms movie

he a cheezit eater,

but he got something to see

no backrooms its actually iron man 3

 

so shocked Im spitting out my cheezits

No snacks in the theatre, I cant let em see it

I get up in rage, talk to this worker named paige

this isn't the backrooms, your scamming me

sir backrooms doesn't air for three weeks.

 

so I guess now I'm leavin

but I'm kinda steamin

I was pretty baked so I thought I saw a demon

going down the road and I'm also speedin

 

P50 more like be flippy

I was cruising through the town

but now I'm upside down

Lost my cheezits and I'm wearing a frown

 

Dang today was kinda crazy

I think my cheezits were laced cuz its getting kinda hazy

I got cancer and its stage three

now cuz of that my head a lil dazy

 

Now I'm getting, lightheaded

lights ending,

all I see is cheezits where I'm headin

man I think I made it to heaven