ISTG - Lil Tom (Ghost Ridah Free...

ISTG - LIl Tom (Ghost Ridah Freestyle Diss)

(Thomas Gage Rapping Parody)

 

Freestyle:

Fuck, I swear to God I’m boutta drop this opp and pop the watching cops, then mop the other rich American slobs, then rob a slob while a bop givin’ me top, nah, I could never flop or stop, I just dropped, now I topped the charts but the opps already flopped, they thought they got off scot-free but they got caught ‘cause smoke is what they sought so like some metal, they boutta get wrought, and I control all the industries like Lotte, and at least I don’t suck fatasses’ dicks like Francis Scott, and if they try to swat us Brits, they boutta get chock full of blood clots, but they done forgot they still in the melting pot of the onslaught, get a milly headshots, hearin’ nothin’ but gunshots, they shoulda fucked off and whatnot, but apparently that was untaught, so I’m slow cookin’ they asses like a Crockpot (Remember Penobscot?), now they lookin’ to have they faces all crooked and their lives took, yeah, now they families shook, yeah, these bum-ass mothafuckas hooked to their cushioned lifestyle, now to cooked, yeah in this freestyle, they ain’t touched grass in a long while, they doin’ mental gymnastics like Simone Biles, it’s magic, they come at me with them juvenile tactics, yet they dumber than Patrick, now Patriots comin’ into Paul one at a time like a turnstile, it’s vile, it’s tragic, but the downfall of these senile guys will leave em’ panicked, they frantic, but I deal damage, it’s a lot like a savage, I ravage, it’s gon’ make a ratchet, murder all these drug addicts, Imma wreak some havoc, I’ll make these crackheads quit laughin’, kill ‘em in front of the masses, now they cryin’ to the Americas High School campus, but fuck a Khalid, they’re still getting wrecked and reality checked, this blank’s a flex, Paul Revere suckin’ American dick, who’s next, now they failed the test, slime out these pest, return them to the shitter like Devin Hest- oh wait, there’s none left, fuckin’ over families like it’s The Nest, and we watchin’ ‘em get messed up too, they were clearly born with brain and birth defects, chances are their lips are cleft, in broad daylight, any of them would let me commit theft, now these speds been bled, it’s splend-id, blow it on the mansion, now these loudmouths need to rest, fuck these bums tryna chase clout, it’s announced they gon’ get bounced, pounced, and drowned at the same time, now there, we don’t want that, but stay the fuck away from my house, tryna badmouth me, but I won’t allow that, so go back to lettin’ gay fucks plow you.

Outro:

Oh, and fuck you, Paul Revere.

Fuck Sarah Ome for marryin’ that deadbeat, you deserved to die from Paul’s stupidity and inability to use protection.

And fuck you too, Rachel Revere Walker, I hope you end up right there with Sarah.

Fuck George Washington for suckin’ Paul’s dick, pretending he’s worth something and is capable of doing shit.

Fuck every child Paul Revere has had, they deadass allowed themselves to have two crackheads and parents.

And fuck all these American cock-sucking, frequently cucked, no-life, basement-dwelling, mentally incompetent fucks.

And fuck you too if you’re gonna join the meat-riding wagon and give Paul head.

Back-Then-Recordz, motherfuckers.