The Jester (Slim3Tim3 Diss)

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How many times is this clown gonna say my name? He's jealous of my fame so he makes up lies to try to defame

It's all a false claim just to make me grame but all it does is light my flame so I'm firing back with perfect aim

Me and this fool ain't the same, he's as sweet as aspartame while I murder and maim, I knock bitches like him out of their frame

Everything he says about me I disclaim, he's a cunt I'll tame, it'll be a goddamn shame but he'll only have himself to blame

This loser up in here writin' B graded disses that are misses, he's in love with himself which, obviously, means he's into bitches

He probably wears a dress while he washes the dishes, sits down when he pisses, actin' like a fuckin' female is one of his niches

This clown claimin' he's "the king" but he's more like the jester, callin' me a child molester so he's a projector cause he's the fuckin' chester

A dildo is his scepter, he's a pretender, he's a cum ingester for pleasure, he makes a whole lotta trips to the spermocenter

He's like a combination of Uncle Fester and Caitlin Jenner, an ugly ass cross-dresser, he's in danger cause I'm a one-percenter

He's an unclever pester, he's a fake flexer, however, he doesn't really have shit to flex about so he's a fuckin' lie presenter

He needs to register as a sex-offender, altogether he's a perverted toucher for leisure, he should really just de se pendre

That'd shut his big fuckin' mouth forever, he's an infector cause he's an STD possessor, I'm putting his faults front and center

The mother effer fucks a heffer, animal sexer, hairy cock petter, the fuckin' ass clown is cheesier than cheddar

I'll murder this peter eater like I'm Hannibal Lecter, make him tremor, I love putting pressure on a faggot ass gender bender

I'm his aggressor, a mongoloid repressor, suppressor, and oppressor, his number one stressor, he can guzzle my cock nectar

He's a fuckin child predator, a filth transgressor, he's testin' my temper, he needs to remember I'll fuck him up and take his treasure

He's lesser than the bottom contender, I'm the ultimate penner, a mentor, I'm better, I'll lay this bozo out on a stretcher

Put this cock jockey in check, I'm a checker, I'm hotter than pepper, I'm fresher, I'm this posers ultimate fuckin' heckler

He's such a pussy he gets wettter, I'll tax him like he's a renter, grind him up like a blender, I'm a shredder and a pervert wrecker

He's a fuckin' lie spreader, a chomo repper, he can't compete with me whatsoever, when it comes to this rap shit I'm fuckin' exemplar

I'm an insult dispenser, a fuckboy disrespecter, a career ender, he's a GenX resenter and it's my splendor that makes me his tormentor

I'm a cruelty expresser, a tranquility upender, a stepper and a trender, this shit talkin' keyboard warrior is an infection and I' a disinfector

If this window licker had any brains he'd be a repenter cause I'm no relenter, he's a soft ass wannabe rapper and I'm a tender presser

I'll take his head off, I'm a beheader, put him in a trauma center, I'm a revenger and avenger, fuckin' with me is a misadventure

This wanker is so obsessed with me it's a derangement, it's basically his own mental enslavement, it's why he's uncomplacent

He's jacent to abasement, his mind is latent, I'm in amazement to know this fuckin douchebag still lives in his mommy's basement

I'm causing his degradement with this defacement, he has more than one disablement, he started all this shit with me so this is repayment

He lacks ascertainment cause he don't realize I'm his endangerment, his raps fuckin' suck and are far from being entertainment

He's the kind of faker who screams "fuck the police" but he'll be the first one to call em when I threaten his peace, his mouth needs to surcease

He's so full of shit he's obese, that's why it overflows out his mouthpiece, as long as he keeps being a cocky cock jockey my attacks will increase

His arrogance needs to decrease then cease, he needs to find a new release cause if he keeps his shit up I'll cause his decease

He acts like such a bitch his name should be Patrice, Felice or Elise, a cunt I'd fleece, he picked the wrong guy cause on here I'm a riese

The simpleton is full of disabilities, anxieties, and oddities, his shitty raps are toiletries, his so called "skills" are more like debilities

He has deranged philosophies and ideologies, he uses AI because he lacks abilities, his stupidities are a fuckin' mental disease

He needs to be feelin' unease cause I commit felonies, I have homicidal tendencies and violence is is one of my many specialties

I'm flippin' shit on this ingrate like I'm doin' trapeze, I have expertise in causing atrocities, he isn't prepared for my level of hostilities

His abnormalities cause his difficulties, he'll get no pleasantries or apologies, all he'll get from me is more tragedies and travesties

I'll give him more than calamities, I'll cause his catastrophes, his ass will be callin' the authorities sayin' please help me to the deputies