Fresh Turds of Bel Air

Now this is a story all about how

Your backyard got flipped, turned upside down,

And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,

I’ll tell you ’bout a company called The Poop Valet with flair.

 

In Kitchener, Waterloo, Cambridge, Guelph,

Busy dog owners can’t do it themselves,

Life gets packed — work, kids, snow,

Suddenly the backyard’s a no-go.

 

That’s when we roll up, steady and polite,

Clean tools, clean boots, done right.

We sanitize after every single yard,

Lock the gate tight — professionalism’s our card.