Dissing Eminem Wanna-Be Denace

Hey Denace I used your beat from Assassin and made a short rap or freestyle of my own that disses you hope you like it

 

Hey Denace not a menace, don’t act like you can offend us

Your rap skills are like Shawn Mendes, so horrendous

That you need to stop pretending that they are so tremendous

And just take out that slingshot out of your back pocket

Put it up to your temple and just pop it

Blow out your brains like you’re Kurt Cobain’s apprentice

‘Cuz you’re no Eminem, so all that rap that you do just stop it and drop it

Before my insults leaves your feminine side feeling like a punch to the eye socket

Like a black eye as you run off to cry, get all mad and give me the evil eye

‘Cuz I enraged you so bad that I turned you

From Bruce Banner’s alter ego into Bruce Jenner’s alter ego

Right into the incredible transgender she Hulk,

I meant Caitlyn Jenner that I left to sulk to my bulk of insults

As you just realized bitch that you can’t hold up to my lyrical standards

It’s why you went and got all these Kardashians, realities-wanna-be-stars-that-wanna-bash-me-in-so-hard-with-their-crowbars, 'cuz of my cheap-shot that I took at their she-dad

But if you really wanna survive this and go far you better enlist the help of Kanye

Or you're gonna be like that miscarriage from Beyonce that she once had

So for your sake I hope you can grin and bear it

Before you get all mad, feel embarrass and get Alanis More-Upset for my ill-manners

And you go bananas; so you can go ahead and just forget, it!

And take that Jagged Little Pill, relaxed and chill before you run yourself ragged

‘Cuz I’ve still got no remorse, no regrets’ so therefore you’re messing with a sadist

So I’m only gonna say this once before they dig you up out of a landfill

And they find out that this rap was no letter to your fan mail so fuck you Denace

You little fucking cunt, I still don’t care if you hate this

‘Cuz I don’t feel your force nor do I sweat you son

But you should be thankful that I just endorsed you

‘Cuz after all of this you’ll wish you had pressed fast-forward

‘Cuz I’m about to leave you like Paul Walker’s trashed Porsche

On a crash course, so therefore take my lyrical threats

As you needing more than just a whole taskforce to save your ass

But instead I’m gonna cash in on your head like I am an assassin

Though you can call me Dead Shot or Dead Pool it doesn’t matter

‘Cuz I’m someone that you don’t wanna duel with unless you wanna give me fuel

‘Cuz as much as my gift is unorthodox it’s like a gun unloading slugs

But instead it’s my thoughts leaving you in a red pool of your own blood

As another dead fool rolled up in a rug

So homeboy don’t think of yourself as a thug

Or get crushed like a bug under my Lugz

‘Cuz bud you’re just a dud going up against a stud

And I'm quicksand that you're sinking in son

So don't sling mud

Unless you wanna feel the wrath of a sick man

That's coming atcha like a hit-man!

 

Here's the YouTube​ video of Denace's Assassin song https://youtu.be/KjuVUi62TOo