FINISHER (Ultimate British Empir...

Ben Da Thugg - FINISHER (Ultimate British Empire Diss Track)

(Benjamin Franklin Rapping Parody)

Released December 25, 1789

Intro (Start of beat):

Ayy, there’s still a job to be finished.

And I’ll be the one.

Verse 1 (0:21):

Yeah, King George is a little bitch, if you believe otherwise, admit you’re uneducated.

Bitch was talkin’ all this shit, sayin’ he’d beat my ass, that shit was undemonstrated.

I do the best shows, spoil my fans, you know they hella captivated.

Would die for my fuckin’ country, bitch, that’s why I’m celebrated.

But your leadership and rapping skills are garbage, and even you know it.

Any country with a positive IQ would overthrow you, and that’s worth noting.

Topple ten at a time, while you remain a big yella and yo bitch suckin’ me while she fuckin’ wit’ my motion.

Yeah, like Washington said, I’ll do mass-murder like the middle name’s Wayne, he’ll die for sure, Henley.

And tell the cops they got a skunk to exterminate, ‘cuz all the huzz say you smelly.

And don’t be playin’ wit’ me bitch, the Hi’s always on point.

You know I’d never end up a bitch-made bitch boy like you, put that shit on Hoyt.

You don’t even know how to put on your XS condom, so I’ll solve it for you and kick you in the groin.

Oh, you don’t wanna play, too bad bitch, I got you at gunpoint and you don’t have a choice.

Chorus (1:23):

Yeah, fuck these bitches, they only livin’ ‘cause the job’s yet to be finished.

Make y’all fidget as my hand’s in my pocket, I got all the cash and brains, y’all barely got a figment.

Y’all need to learn to stop actin’ superior to everyone else, that’s why you managed to burn all your bridges.

Oh, and one last thing, fuck y’all ‘cuz y’all British!

Yeah, y’all bums claim you’re the shit, say that’s a fact, but is it?

Meanwhile, my shit is makin’ a contribution to Earth, everyone got my shit on they wishlist.

Oh, and for real one last thing, fuck y’all ‘cuz y’all British!

Verse 2(1:43):

Oh, yeah, Henry Clinton, I don’t know if you realize you can refuse Cornwallis’ homosexual advances.

But while you let him make you the first ever pregnant man, I’ve created bifocals and been advancin’.

Yeah, takin’ yo hoe straight out the projects, ‘cause all this cash I been amassin’.

But if we talkin’ computers, let it be known you gettin’ quiet when you off the HP.

You know the .9 don’t play bitch, snipe you in the head when you at 1 HP.

Fuck this bitch, he’d prolly call me a fag thinkin’ he’d be gettin’ daisies.

But all of us gon’ need some Advil ‘cuz you be making our brains be aching.

And last and least, William Howe, please never make another diss.

Because you be takin’ all these shots, and you still wildly miss.

You got opportunities, booze, a toy gun, and a waifu body pillow, I don’t even know anymore the fuck is this.

Yeah fuck you, your last name’s Howe, but it’s more like Brown, that’s right.

Bitch, I hate people like you, so Imma ship you to a morgue and run you into a wall and make it yo last night.

Oh, sweetie, you won a couple of Fortnite wars, that’s nice.

But bitch, when I have my opportunity to kill you, I won’t just pass by.

Chorus (2:46):

Yeah, fuck these bitches, they only livin’ ‘cause the job’s yet to be finished.

Make y’all fidget as my hand’s in my pocket, I got all the cash and brains, y’all barely got a figment.

Y’all need to learn to stop actin’ superior to everyone else, that’s why you managed to burn all your bridges.

Oh, and one last thing, fuck y’all ‘cuz y’all British!

Yeah, y’all bums claim you’re the shit, say that’s a fact, but is it?

Meanwhile, my shit is makin’ a contribution to Earth, everyone got my shit on they wishlist.

Oh, and for real one last thing, fuck y’all ‘cuz y’all British!

Outro (3:07):

Back-Then-Recordz, time to give it up bozos