Back-Then In-Verse Lore Pt.1
• Written by Back-Then-Recordz
Benjamin Franklin and King George III Letter Exchange:
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November 1st, 1789
To: da peasanT
No bullshit. Give it up already, lil bro. Remember, I know where you live.
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 2nd, 1789
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Alright, first off, shut your little bitch ass up, you fucking Fortnite gangster. We all know you’re too pussy to pull up to even your friend’s houses, let alone my house or use brandish a weapon of any sort. Second off, no, I will not give it up. I’m allowed to have a passion, to have hopes and dreams, and if you think you can take that away from me, you belong in a special education center, not wherever you are now. Oh, and I just wanna say after receiving your empty message, I now understand why Francis couldn’t co-exist with you.
From: da kinG
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November 5th, 1789
To: da peasanT
You’re going to regret this
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 6th, 1789
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Regret what, having a stick bent into the shape of a pistol flashed in my face, pussy? I already regret sacrificing numerous of my braincells to have this unproductive and non-beneficial conversation with a rabbit hiding behind a lion mask on the computer, so I don’t know what possibly else I could regret
From: da kinG
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November 8th, 1789
To: da peasanT
You’re going to regret smack talking a real G, which you aren’t
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 11th, 1789
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Yes, I would probably regret smack talking a gangster if they killed me, not gonna lie, but I know it won’t be you, and I’m glad for what happened 2 months from this exact date. Also, get my name wrong one more fucking time and I’m leaving you on read.
From: da kinG
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November 16th, 1789
To: da peasanT
Kill yourself
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 20th, 1789
To: “da kinG”
Respond, pussy.
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 21th, 1789
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Shiver me fucking timbers
From: da kinG
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November 26th, 1789, 4:20 PM
To: “da kinG”
Last chance, pussy. Delete everything, come to America, give a public apology for all the trash disses you subjected us to, and become my slave.
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 26th, 1789, 6:09 PM
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Okay, first off, I ain’t deleting shit. Second off, I don’t know if you own any other slaves, but I ain’t gon’ be the one to start. Maybe YOU could start with Big Bubba, I already know he comes in from the back door of your bedroom every night, he used to do it in front of Deborah when she was around. Oh, and, isn’t it Thanksgiving for you people? Shouldn’t you people be celebrating with family and friends instead of making empty threats to a guy you’ve never even had a serious conversation with? Just saying, bitch-made boy.
From: da kiNG
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November 27th, 1789
To: da peasanT
You’re going to regret all this blasphemy when I diss you
From: Ben Da Thugg
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November 31th, 1789
To: Ben Da Internet Thugg
Again, shiver me fucking timbers
From: da kinG
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