Medicine Ball, Verse 1
• Written by Anonymous
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
That's my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector!
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
They say once bitten and twice shy
Well I lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her