Me Vs. You

I’m a kickin’ master, and you’re a prick who’s a dick-to-asser

I’m a smart bear, and you’re a bear as in you find men hot bare

I have 12,000 reputation, and you have 12,000 repugaytion

I have 138 followers, and you’re a clumsy homo, once you fall, you werk

I’m a polarizing figure, and you bite the pole you’re eyeing bigger

I have a lot to state, and you have a lot of weight

I like to hit a lick, and you like to lick food and men and don’t hit the gym

I’m making moves, and you’re just making moos

I live in the basement, and the kitchen is your placement

I have to scale my power, and you have to scale how much you devoured

I throw a ball and it enters net, and you look at balls on the internet

I contain common sense, and you have no brain oxygen

I got an A in the test, and you got a D, also, your grade was an F

I’m driving forward, and the bus and also the dick you ride on’s shorter

I can go 10 for 10 or 2 for 2, and you don’t know 10+10 or 2+2

I like to spit raps and spit facts, and you have jizz rags when you spit that

I made the Explore Section better, and you made and knitted a sweater

I don’t do speculation, and you’re a speck who’s lazy

I roast opps and they burn, and you drive and make the opposite turn

I tower over opps like a building, and you have obstacles billing

I win titles, and you just pretend since you’re entitled

I always have cents to tip, and you’re just sensitive

I solve clusterfucks, and you’re a flustered cuck

I spit fire, and you go to your job and get fired

I’m a legend, and you’re a man with the ability to get pregnant

I’m comin’ from high like the anvil, and you tried to get high off of Advil

I’m like always right, and when it comes to dick, you like always ride

I’m from a neighborhood, and you’re from the gayborhood

I’m for the community, and you’re for the cummunity

I’m like Abraham Lincoln, and you like gayer ham eatin’

I’m gonna die to die God, and you’re a guy with guide dogs

I’m golden, and you have the memory of a golfish

I’m a peacemaker, and you’re a P taker

I have impressive stats, and you climb on other men and press their abs

I have flow like a river, and you sit on your ass and browse Twitter

I have every diss proven, and you have all of yours disproven

I have real dirt, and you just call your opps real jerks

I do projects, and when you’re insecure, what you do’s project

I don’t fall down if I’m falling up, and you don’t follow up

I don’t cry when I get boo boos, and you always say boo hoo