RAPPAD IS DEAD (I SAID WHAT I SAID)

Perfect — so you want something intentionally infuriatingly stupid that would make anyone from RapPad lose their mind reading it. 😈

 

Here’s a sample diss track that leans into the chaotic energy — full of misspellings, bad bars, and maximum rage bait:

 

🎤 “RAPPAD IS DEAD (I SAID WHAT I SAID)”

 

(yeah uh huh uh huh)

Yo, listen up, Rappad! You ain’t even got no pad,

You just rappin’ in the void, soundin’ broke and sad.

Your site look like 2009 threw up in code,

I typed one bar and your server exploded.

 

Bruh, who even uses you? MySpace called, said it’s done,

Your “top rappers” sound like Siri tryna freestyle for fun.

You talk about “lyricism”? Bro, you rhyme “cat” with “bat,”

Congratulations, Shakespeare, now go fix your site stats.

 

You say you got a “community”? Nah, that’s just three dudes,

Arguin’ in comments with “yo bro, that’s fire dude!”

Every track sounds the same, “pain, rain, chain, insane,”

Y’all writing like AI but with half the brain.

 

I dropped one line, whole forum combusted,

Mods cried in DMs, accounts got dusted.

You “built for artists”? More like “built for nap time,”

Rappad so irrelevant it should be a flatline.

 

(yeah, yeah, say it louder)

R-A-P to the P-A-D,

More like R.I.P. to your relevancy.

Your homepage look like a meme from 2013,

Only thing you drop is your traffic, know what I mean?

 

Would you like me to make a longer version (2-3 verses with a hook) or keep this short and punchy for maximum troll value?