Lisa's Shit Shoveling Song

I was locked up in prison.

It's been a hard 10months.

Funny how time will change ya,

Cause now I like butt's.

I was feeling down and out.

Sitting all alone.

But then I got the message,

Iwas going home.

My homie who id'e known for a real long time,

Said, Go check on my momma, make sure she is fine.

The tires stopped rolll'n and it was a beautiful day.

So I strolled on over, only a block away.

Knocked on her back door and thought that there's no way!

The girl of my dreams, before my very eyes.

So I stepped up beside her.

My shoulders reaching her thighs

and I got a big wiff of that butthole delight.

That familiar smell of prison and it felt so right.

Lucky me, she's got no titties.....and she's shaped like a guy.

So I dive in for my treasures,

from that weeping brown eye.

Everything was going smoothly.

But her husband was near.

I have to think quickly.

He can't find out I'm here.

With every moan, I got more nervous.

What should I do?

So I pulled it out abruptly

And she pooped on my shoe.