Cry (Kalligraphy Diss)
• Written by Nick_Shady
Nick_Shady's Notes
Time taken to write: 1 hour, 36 minutes, and 14 seconds.
//Intro
Aight, aight, you got me
But y'know what?
Thank you for the new material... faggot
No annotations this time around
You so smart, figure my lines out yourself
Matter fact, figure out the deeper meaning in the title, I'll wait
//Verse (0:23)
Here's how else you a hypocrite; say I hate rappin' this
But you half-ass the beat when you attackin' it
Lackin' a beat, I'll leave you beet red like a masochist
When I get your fuckin' ass, gas up your homies like flatulence
You discount my crew but when I do the same to you
You say I speak no truth when I step inside the booth
Like I care about Wasp, months ago, that was two
Nowadays, people say his name on a song, I'm like, "Who?"
Matter fact, I'm pretty sure he dissed you too
And I get your little joke about the Coh diss, see, you
You the typa guy who acts all high and mighty
About the crap he spews when he's staining his tighty whities
So keep talking, whitey, an actually good freestyle? Where's the shit at?
It ain't no freestyle if it's written on the pad
You call it biting, I call it payback, some shit 'bout going 'round
Like a basketball, you shot your shot but I caught the rebound
Deja vu, but still, just no fucks given
This a killshot that I'm firin' with precision
I been king since Mathers got pooped on by stupid pigeons
Forever, I've been killin' instruments until they cease existence
And I ain't mention Coh 'cause me and 'em ain't got no beef
Right-wing Republican? Did you read the lyric sheet?
First two lines, I'm a faggot, bitch, do you need
My pair of glasses so your ass that's slow as molasses can creep
Along at a gentle pace, your discography pillars of vanilla
Make me look like Atilla at a villa with Ghostface Killah
And KILLA with a Mercedes Benz parked out front
All you cunts need to be a lot more like Buckshot, cracker, don't front
Bitch, my skills so well rounded, I'm fucking rotund
Your shit stinks like a skunk punted into a rodent on a lotus
Got picked up by robot and crushed up until they three things are one
And thrown into Poland to a robust Christopher Nolan and throated for a moment
Smegma Shady? Ow, Kalli, my pally, I'm callin' for my Daddy
Yo, Jeezy, rally the nasty, unhappy gallies of rapping
'Till we're wrapping up this attacking and blasting Graphy to Cali
Graphically after he got lyrically Ali'd
Boxin' lefty like Jay-Z and Em in '01 and '15
The spiritual lyrical miracle, shut the fuck up and slick me
Oh, and Untoppable is a word, just googled it
And oogled it once I saw that I was correct in usin' it
Definition: the property of being on top of the
Game so high that I cannot possibly be beat
Like Christian meat before marriage in the back of a carriage
I know your ego must be wounded, here, take a bandage
Confederate? I'm from North Jersey, homie's desperate
I know it's unexpected, but all races accepted, I'm a leftist
I just got a pension for gettin' you mad
There's no other reason that I'm sayin' the word fag
Well, fagtard, it seems like the shit is working
So before I close the curtains on your career for certain
I'll do it some more just to get you riled up
Pile up the fag-words and drag slurs until they sound like normal words
Flip the bird until my fuckin' finger gets stuck
Up your ass as where it can get shoved, put your bars back up your butt
Send 'em back from whence they've come, I'm a self-diagnosing bum
So what? Ooh, real sharp insult! Shit's dull as the nose of a pug
One hit wonder? You a four hunnid hit blunder
Double my rep numbers but your skill's miles under
Alright, fair enough, you got me there with the lists
Except every motherfucker you list is also suckin' your dick
One's a sub-thousand, other one I've never even seen
Third ain't posted in a month, fourth is one of two by whom I've been beat
The fifth one being KQT who's kissin' at your feet
No disrespect to them, though, because they a friend to me
So, first I'm not on drugs, now, I'm on narcot'?
Atheists don't believe in me because I'm a god
I'm a narcissistic drug addicted self-hating faggot?
Bitch, stick with a story or just lie down in your casket
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Nick_Shady
Member since February 27 2025