Wealths and Crispies: Operation ...

5 Days Until Crispyofficial’s Birthday Party

 

7:00 AM – Calm After the Storm

After waking up to headlines like “Jazz Legend Targeted by Rap Battle Cult?”, Crispymasta sips herbal tea, puts on a lofi beat, and breathes deeply. Unlike Wealthmasta’s scorched-earth insanity, Crispymasta operates like a smooth-talking diplomat with a scalpel instead of a sword.

“If we’re going to get Julie… we’re going to have to finesse her.”

He pulls out his notebook, labeled:
“Soft Power and Seduction: Vol. 1”

 

9:30 AM – A Polished DM

Crispymasta crafts the perfectly balanced direct message to Julie Nash’s’ manager:

"Hey there. This may sound odd, but a very real fan of Julie’s music—rapper and writer @Crispyofficial—is celebrating a birthday this weekend. He’s someone who genuinely respects the art of lyricism and melody, and he credits Julie’s work as part of what shaped his love for music. We’d love for her to make a short virtual appearance, or even just send a quick birthday message. We’re not looking for anything commercial—just a meaningful moment for a real artist. Thank you."

He reads it aloud twice before sending it. A single tear might’ve rolled down his cheek.

 

12:00 PM – Jazz Influencer Outreach

He begins reaching out to jazz YouTubers, bloggers, and podcasters, asking if they’d be willing to “mention Julie Nash and this cool fan appreciation birthday happening soon.”

* His tone: respectful

* His language: eloquent

* His pitch: airtight

One guy named Kas2xBLK agrees to “shout it out” in his next ep.

 

📽️ 3:00 PM – Tribute Track

Crispymasta drops a track titled “Midnight Julie” – a buttery, nostalgic piece over a piano-laced boom-bap instrumental. It trends on RapPad. Even Crispyofficial is impressed. Crispymasta gets signed to Kas2xBLK’s record label because of the song.

 

5:00 PM – The Team Reacts

Wealthofficial:

“Okay… I hate how sincere that was. Like, annoyingly good.”

Wealthmasta:

“LMAO he wrote a love song to Julie. Y’all simpin’ so hard my notifications caught fire.”

Crispyofficial:

“Bro this is the first normal thing that’s happened all week. Please keep going.”