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Long story last patient thought he was an agent

made a statement took the whole in my basement

climbed at the top of the roof butt naked

took a pack of drinks he was wasted

now i was in my room with a bunch of goons, Alphie too

Watching Looney Tunes, snacks flew, voice blew

lights out spooky like imaginary bloo

Alphie blinked twice, then dipped in the loo

Mistaken for soup—written soup-rise, your dearest Sue

Goons read the label, said “bro, is this a clue?”

Patient screamed “I’m broth-born, I always knew!”

They call me Alphie 'cause ill fee, you'll make you flee

Whiskers twitchin’ like I’m channelin’ Bruce Lee

Tail dipped in broth, got that umami degree

Patient bowed down, said “Chef Cat, set me free!”