Thriftin' and Ridin'

Yuh, got some crap from the thrift shop

Walkin' 'round like a hot shot

I have alot a plants, so for 1 buck I got a flowerpot

I ain't no cop, but I picked up a blue unisex tee

I take down opps, with a curb stomp, yeah, they were crazy

My chick walkin' around in Macy's

I got myself some good deals.

*beat stops for a sec*

Over at... Goodwillllll!

*beat comes back*

Of the NWO, yeah, they had the greats

My words will bite ya like Jake the Snake

When I drop bars, I make no mistakes

Lotta fakes, your unlucky, I got a dragonblade for 25 cents

Strollin' round, got a lotta compliments

Gotta lotta friends, creatin' new trends

Over at the thrift shop.

Th-Th-Thrift shop.

Yuh, I'm thriftin' and ridin'

Got LV fashion

With a mansion I picked up at the corner store

For $1,000, I hit the score

Yuh, at the thrift store.

Ay, Eminem vs. Mgk signed poster

Vintage 1800's wild west holster

Free ride on a Dollywood roller coaster

Trashed NASA Mars rover

Free poker chips on the sidewalk next to the store, like wow

Bruce Lee VCR tape on how to go, pow

$100 keys to a snowplow

All the good deals, they mine now

Don't come to me, that tape taught me how go, pow, alright?

I got a limited edition 1900's glass bottle of sprite

Don't mess wit' me, or you won't be goin' home tonight

Aw, old lady, you wanted this LV handbag?

WELL WOMP WOMP, GO FIND YOUR OWN, OLD HAG!

IM BUSY POPPIN' TAGS, SO LEAVE OR IMMA ATTACK!

Oh no, this bag had crack in it, here come the cops, I ain't good at it

Yuh, I'm thriftin' and ridin'

Got LV fashion

With a mansion I picked up at the corner store

For $1,000, I hit the score

Yuh, at the thrift storeeeee.

*cop*

*police sirens in background and crickets chirping*

Sir... you have been placed in custody for crack, and beating innocent people up...

*Jack*

I can explain I swear!

*cop*

Ok... you can explain and show off your fake girly handbag with your new cellmates!

*Jack*

*crying, getting placed in cop car*

Nooooo, mommy!

WAAAAA

*car driving away*

*Jack screaming*

Mommyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!