Asshole

I've been the same guy since I was named Tyson

Just a chained titan, with some pale white skin

I'm a gangster bitch like I'm Paulie walnuts

Or john lennon, an old stud. So call me walrus/wall rust

You must be down badly, on my head the crowns planted

Cause When my mouths rapping I got the crowd clapping

Like after lightning striking some loud thunder would

Or what this Tyson guys does to carrie underwood

I got plenty fruit and now im letting loose

Im a lil betty whoop armed with some heavy tools

And im disecting you like freddy krueger could never do

Im a heavy mobster, kevin costner with eleven lobsters

cooking up these clever bars for you im like betty crocker

the freshest collars, spending dollars, im forever polished

On every watchlist, next to Laden, but when im bombing

Its on stage getting off it, cause the sets demolished

Your shots missed chump, like when that nerdy kid pumped

One at that bitch trump with a clear view of him on his stump

But if i ever get guns, you just better fucking quit cause

When your in my scope your toast if you just get hit once

 

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Asshole, asshole

I'll always be an asshole

Asshole asshole

Run that up your flagpole

Asshole asshole

I am quite the handful

Asshole asshole

I'm your favorite asshole

 

So shorty, let your man talk and back off fore i smack y'all

You boy can do the wack song (wax on), thats why he only whacks off (wax off)

From boston to detroit I been balling on these boys

I'm raps Larry bird, since the very first lyrics blurt-ed

Out my mouth, I found out there are perks to swears and slurs

I dont need to find a girl, man, I'll just marry yours

You know that I ain't even ethically speaking

when i say our love is ecstacy really

Cause into her drink two pills were slipped

And then that bitch was there and left feeling quesy

Better get a little bit of rest now my sweetie

And after you've slept so well I'm sneaking

My cock rocket into your anus

cause your venus is spaced out and now its been getting to easy

Honey, im staring at you, wait, karen that you

I unchained this dame, still shes so afraid she aint even daring to move

She stuck in my house now like she's larry and hugh

and yeah i mean my cats, god damn you are very astute

Fuck this rappad and its users, im sick of carrying you

All you faggots are just losers, a bunch of parroting fools

who you sharing that music with no one cares about you

it isn't fair but its true and I look from an Ariel view

(down upon) you (clowns i'm on) a whole nother level

that you'd have to settle for just for one those little participation medals

 

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Took some time away from the mic to waste each night and day

smoking on the pipe today, getting quite the high im blazed

Wishing I would die today, I'm blowing my life away

But a knife or magnum aint quite the righteous way

Guess I'll stick around, maybe give about sixty gals

the worst dicking down they think they found

Till they figured out the rest of these idiots in town

Are just pricks and clowns, yeah, im this city's out-

Standing, magnificent, brilliant Malcolm

I had some friends, but i can kill it without them

Im a resilient mountain, while you all just mole hills

Got ya feeling this album, but yet your standing so still

So i Locked up a freaky Asian in my freezing basement

And soon she will be hanging from the ceiling, draping

so when policemen came in their mouths will be gaping

Like O-Hi-O white folk when i release the Haitians

So I can see the way these people change

But when Im behind the mic its kinda like an all you can eat buffet

This shits a piece of cake, easy bake, you don't even see the plate

You wanna sit alone atop the throne? You're gonna need to wait