Goosebumps- Slappy's Song

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the show. The series. The franchise. The one and only Ventriloquist, Slappy.

 

Hello its nice to meet you. Can you tell me what I am? I'm not what you say but I know that is what you are.

I don't belong among the shelves, and that's just fine with me. The things I did all in fun for everybody and every body.

Hey, sorry, but I promise this'll be, really fun and you'll see. Open the book I assure you its no charge it's free. Haven't been the same since 93. Come back in '15. Last thing you'd want after 2020's fire.

 

Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahahahaha.

 

Papa, open the book. You're a pal of mine. Crack a few jokes like a bottle. Now we see the second time. Build a family, maybe veteran, first I have a question.

Do you have any ink? Hey, sorry, but I promise this'll be, really fun and you'll see. Open the book I assure you its no charge it's free. Haven't been the same since 93. Come back in '15. Last thing you'd want after 2020's fire.

 

Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hahahahahahahaha.

 

Hey, Papa, turn a page. You'll feel a tingle maybe some Goosebumps. Visit in Pasadena, bomb voyage nice to meet ya, burn the book. That's a page-turner. It's leaves a burn a mark. Time goes by can you feel the hour. It ticks me off.

sorry, but I promise this'll be, really fun and you'll see. Open the book I assure you its no charge it's free.