Twix VS. Snickers Rap Battle
• Written by KeyJ
//Verse 1 (Twix)// (0.17)
When it come to snickers
I'm so much sicker
This ain't a game (bitch)
I know them middle
school kids been snickering
At your name (bitch)
You act so pretty
Act so dicky you even have a vein
Split you in half
Crack your fake ass and enact some pain
Face it, nobody buys you
Not even a sweet tooth likes you
You reek, and it's sweet how you try so hard for likes too
Sorry, but your inferior
Even your dog-shitty chocolate exterior
Can stop all the fear around you
Bite in a snickers, get Diabetes, you're bound to
Guess it figures, cause I got caramel cookie crunch
These flavor combos gonna lay you out in the dust,
Your awful flavor makes me sick
One more vein in your wraps, just wrap it your a dick
//Verse 2 (Snickers)// (1.06)
Hold up, stop all sick jokes and I'd be so professional
Cracking all these jokes about dick? Call it confessional...
I'm guessing you never
Taste anything better than crap
I can guess that by seeing your face, taste, and your raps
You suck, and I'm here to prove it with flavor
Bust your operation, bitch I'm what the people savor
The people hate ya, said I'm the people's savior
Said it three times so it get through your thick-ass casing
You're chasing relevance
While I'm better in each department
You look like some shit
But if you can't take shit don't start it, punk
You say I'm nutty, you missed the target huh?
I'm the candy bar king, you're a weakling and an orbiter
STOP
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KeyJ
Member since January 29 2025