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First off! Hi! My name is Evineference! I'm here to puppeteer these lyricist with my words that make rappers disappear lyrically!

I'm the first of many to attempt something so heinous as this that ever been done by Slim Shady!

So, a thought came, and I thought, then a snot bubble came with a loud fart!

I'm on unguarded! Psyche! I'm always ready to spit the next thing that gets your brains twisted in a strawberry slurry!

When I start whip these words out and they lash! At the doubters runnin up with an envious look!

"Look! Evineference! It's a mob! Book it!" Nah! I'm standing my ground!

Whip out a Thompson! With a drum mag! Look back with a smile! Shouting "Now, bitch! Let's see who gets the Best!"

And ain't no doubt about it! I let loose with one squeeze of that trigger! Watched em pop like water ballons! Causin citizens to be outraged!

And squirt red liquid like a fire hydrant! Then there was nothing but silence! That's right bitch! Im a lyrical menace!

I spit bars laced with poison that infects your brain to get twisted! I'm like a patient from an Institution that signed up for Rap!

To upload a lot of crap! Shit in your heads, with vivid imagery sick with it! As I spit it!

Piercing through armor with words like full metal jackets! A lyrical nerd!

Who picked up a pen! As I did lighting struck! The earth shook! And this pen cracked like a vase!

As it opened! The air whooshed with a mist! And in the midst Slim Shady emerged with a snarl and grin!

Spittin like I got sick with his Slim's mind! Like a cut that festers, blister and pops!

And oozes that white pus straight out the wound! This was just the cusp of the penis!

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Verse two! It doesn't get better than this! Able to uplift again like I just swung a hit, but I didn't miss!

If that's what you think! You're takin a piss! Meticulous and melicious with a lyric!

To make a difference just by my very presence as I came and spat my lines that's stunned a few!

I'm not a cheap imitation! Just sayin! Don't feel targeted! Why you feelin threatened?

I will spit bars for battle scars! Go passed any boundaries! Spit the shit that you ain't ready for!

Evineference baby! I'm not jumpin the gun! I just got here, havin my fun! But I ain't finished with what I've just begun!

I've tried to turn down the mic, but I couldn't, I had to hesitate the second I almost lost grip of the pen!

Wield it and using it like a double-edged sword! One swing in both directions spells devastation! Like a deviated septum! Lyrical punch! part?

Now if you felt insulted by that moment of shock! I'm just tuggin on your chainsticles! So cool your jets!

Before your two steps in and get shellshock trauma! When my lyrics written to titllate causing you to tingle and shack!

I hope i didn't seem to brash! Offensive and slow! Mimic a flow and channel that essence to spit it as it is, let it go, start to grow, and explode

With these kinds of lyrics I've betrothed to the Rap game!

But nowadays these artist's in LA can't seem to be more Hip as we are Hop in the undergrounds!

Evineference baby! Starting from the bottom! Slowly making rounds till I reach the tipy top!

Psyche! Just read between the lines, get the hint, pretty soon in going to be like the needle in the haystack!

Because I'm the sewin needle! That you can't! Libe without!

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